Based on this post by @chaoticpostcollectionstuff :
The devs really fucked up this update which could have been really cool and fun for everyone, but no, they have to cater to the whales who spend thousands of dollars on every single thing that gets added ffs. For those who don't know, the devs added a TEMPORARY LIMITED TIME secondary moon to Earth's atmosphere, but I can only assume they fucked up the scaling of it because it's TOO FUCKING SMALL (and dim) TO BE SEEN WITH THE NAKED EYE, AND EVEN STANDARD TELESCOPES WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT, YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL GRADE TELESCOPES APPARENTLY.
Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme
had a weird but pleasant dream last night I had to recreate it as best I can
HI!!!!!!! i have some public comm slots left after the patron head start!!
only a few slots available but i'm not really limiting it to like, "sketch pages are sold out, i'm only taking busts" the way i have in the past; it's really just going to depend on what comes in and what i can fit well amongst my existing workload!
as always, these are not first come first serve; i will wait a day or two, let's just go ahead and say friday, for requests to come in across timezones and then get back to people!
TO REQUEST A COMMISSION SLOT, please send a NEW EMAIL to [email protected] with "commission" somewhere in the subject line, and include: 1. a description of what you'd like (size/style, pose and expression if relevant, etc) 2. references 3. an email i can send a paypal invoice to
i WILL NOT RESPOND to emails that just say "hi, i'd like a commission" or "do you still have slots open," only messages that actually describe what you'd like me to draw. thank you for understanding!
thanks so much for your support and your interest!! so excited to work with you guys <3
We are a very very dumb, stupid people
Everyone deserves a little outlet today, grab a yummy snack, skirt a responsibility, play a cozy game - but no one is allowed to punish themselves on behalf of other’s ignorance. No one is allowed to keel over. Be a thorn in their side every day, and most importantly, be your own advocator. We live in spite of these people.
When they won’t let you gobble their dongs if you let them suckle your teets
I think it's funny that, after a year or two of sustained pushback against the concept, the liberals of the oppressed sections of the US population are demonstrating how powerful their US citizenship is, by en-masse advocating the deportation and imprisonment in internment camps of noncitizens, as a reaction to their electoral failure.
like hey, turns out if you have the ability to ruin the lives of a certain type of person and have them imprisoned on a whim just because you had a bad day and want to let off some steam, that means you have privilege over them!
Toxic masculinity is caused by misogyny. You guys know that right? That anything outside of a small box is considered feminine and therefore bad? It's not "let men be healthily masculine!" Its "stop viewing femininity as weakness"
"Why do we make laser grids like these?" "What do you mean?" "I mean instead of a messy random arrangement of lasers that a nimble intruder might be able to jump through, why not a simple grid wall with no gaps large enough to allow a person to pass through?"
You sigh and put on the recordings
"See they'll never get thro... is... is that a flying squirrel they pulled out?" Another recording
"Okay now it's too tight, even a flying squirrel won't... ants? Ants with tiny cameras? What the..." "We keep it this way or those people get... Creative. We can shoot at a human intruder, what do you do with infiltrator ants?"
HELLO??
