Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

I feel like the Pirates of the Caribbean fandom deserves more appreciation

"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

teenawh did you notice this?

leilahali

i didn’t! Ahh this makes her even more cool. The kiss of death muahah

Epic Pirates of the Caribbean Medley by EPICA

#[chanting] prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL

So Capt Jack got his ‘Pirate’ brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told.

This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It’s a slave running ship.

Actually, that’s not quite correct. The reason the Black Pearl has it’s name is because it burnt down. The original name of the ship carrying slaves was called the Wicked Wench. Jack Sparrow captained this ship during the time he worked with the East India Trading Co. After refusing to haul slaves, he was arrested and personally branded with a P by Lord Cutler Beckett. Then, as punishment, was chained to his own ship while it was lit aflame and left to die. However, as he was dying, he made a pact with Davy Jones to bring both himself and his ship back for thirteen years in exchange for 100 souls. In doing this, Davy Jones made it the fastest and most dangerous ship in existence (besides the Dutchman, of course). So the reason the Pearl is black is not because it carried slaves, but because Jack Sparrow gave his life to save them.

Why do they keep making dumb movies like the Fountain of Youth when they could make a great Captain Jack backstory movie

HOLY SHIT NEED PREQUEL MOVIE NOW

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like "nah, fuck that" and became a king instead.

a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

#[chanting] prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL

So Capt Jack got his ‘Pirate’ brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told.

This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It’s a slave running ship.

Evidently, the novels for this series are canon.

Captain Jack Sparrow. / Model/Makeup/Costume: Alyson Tabbitha / Photographer: Stephie Joy Photography

Him falling down the steps was unscripted as well LOOOL

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid