copia: *singing about how rats have brought disease and suffering to mankind and are the vermin of the earth*
meanwhile rigatoni, his spoiled pet rat: *elevator music*
nihildenial reblogged
Excellent things about rats:
-Friendly, polite, gentle (assuming they are well handled), very rarely bite
-Give u lots of kisses
-Teeny hands
-Fat and warm
-Make crunchy sounds and wiggle their eyes when happy
-Groom themselves constantly (and look cute doin it)
-Can be taught tricks
-Love to cuddle, especially in your sleeve or pocket
-Sometimes carry things so big they have to hop to run
-Twitchy whiskers
-Have been shown to free their friends before eating so everyone can eat
-Actually laugh when tickled (almost inaudible)
Rat enthusiasts feel free to add