this event has so far given me two priceless gifts:

1) more wholesome diasomnia content

2) the knowledge that Lilia plays the bagpipes

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAUlLs5JH8w/?igshid=9nnirplibhih

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like "hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it's ok I know you didn't mean it" and my brain will instantly translate "you should be shot"

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it's reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

unironically dracula's at his best when he's someone's dad

baby: cries at 3am

these guys: do that thing where they rise from their coffin like they're on a hinge

there's just something funny about the mental image of dracula changing a nappy

overworked single dad dracula posting minions memes to facebook

the transylvanian peasants: accidentally bring garlic bread to vlad junior's birthday potluck

dracula to facebook that evening:

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig

He falls like a puppet with its strings cut, tumbling towards the earth. You rush to catch him, arms open wide.

Good thing he’s lighter than he looks.

10000% self-indulgent doodles

(bonus mccree singing an old-as-balls french song)

my contribution to the McGenji zine. 

Gramps

my pages i did for the @sinjazine! 

i hope everyone that purchased it received it well and enjoyed our collaborative effort! i was happy to be a part of it!

i still remember them

it’s that’s time of the week again

The last one!!!