My Conversation with a Friend Today.
Me: Hey, I have a Taylor Swift pun. You wanna hear it?
Friend: *looks at me warily* You know what, Rikki? I really DON'T.
Me: *ignores* *laughs* I'll let you hear it anyway.
Friend: I'm serious. I'd really rather not.
Me: *clears my throat* What does a vegetarian say to her friend once she's given another steak for dinner?
Friend: Rikki, don't do it.
Me: She'd say, "Look at that face. You look like my next MISSED STEAK." HA!
Friend: *face palm* OH MY GOD.