Person: *says something bad about taylor swift in front of me*

Me:

I need a preferably two-hour movie version of Bad Blood, tbh.

Beware.

So Taylor cannot dance, but seriously, she can KICK SOME ASS.

The cast list for the Bad Blood music video is now complete.

...But Lorde isn’t in it. 

Me:

I have a feeling that the Bad Blood music video is going to be a feature film. With that epic line of artists starring for the song, there’s no way it’s just going to be a 4-minute video. THERE’S NO WAY THAT A SONG THAT EPIC SHOULD BE UNDER 4 MINUTES. NO WAY. 

At first we can’t wait for May 5th because of the tour, and now we can’t wait for May 17th because of the Bad Blood music video.

Good job, Taylor. Good job on killing us.