officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

🎯 Conservatives see subjugation as default.

wing embrace

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

Change my mind

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

i need everyone reading this post to remember that writing is not "content." writing is art. you don't look at a painting of an ocean and say "eh, it's overdone." you look at it and think its beautiful, because it is, and y'all better start treating writing the same fucking way before you lose your favorite authors for good.

Art is not something to be capitalized on. Stop treating it like it is.

ILU @impishtubist for these tags

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

i will try very hard to be kind until i die

Who is this distinguished gentleman(gn)?

I wanted to draw Crowley in gloves in honour of my good friend @hopelesslysleepy ❤️ You’re the best ❤️ Thanks for being so kind and supportive ❤️

the “i am from russia” was a warning

I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we're doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.

the "i am from russia" was both a warning and a promise, and one that would weirdly put me at ease about the situation.

how could you leave this in the tags

second hand story but one I know is true, but my dad worked as a taxi driver in Monteray in the 90s. Now, it’s important to note that there’s a racing event in town, so lots of people are coming through. My dad just so happens to get a group of people in town for the race in his car.

Because taxi’s are not like uber and you are basically expected to make conversation, my dad asks if these guys are in town for the races. They say yeah, so my dad asks “are you participating or are you watching?”

“Participating”

“Well then, I don’t like you”

They ask why, and my dad explains that they’re doing what he’s always wanted to do. Well, this small guy right behind my dad makes the mistake of saying “Well, show us what you got.”

My 25 year old father, takes this as a challenge. Now, his driving is still scary to this day, so imagine how it was when he was 25. He fucking floors it down the highway, and there is an exit they need to take to get to the bar the guys are going. This exit has hedges on the drivers side, so my dad slows down to 60, takes this turn on 2 wheels. All the guy behind him see’s is these bushes coming at him, so he does the rational thing and he screams like a little girl.

When they arrive at the bar, everyone piles out, and then one guy stops, turns around and motions for my dad to roll down the window. He tosses a $5 at my dad and says “I’ve never heard anybody make Christian scream like that.”

My dad had Christian Fittipaldi and his pit crew in his car, and made him scream like a little bitch. It’s my all time favorite story.

@dear-ao3

Crowley + criticizing everyone's job

Once US civil war 2 happens, Cuba should take Florida while they're not looking

i am poor transgender girl living in illegitimate desantis regime and am so hungry for estrogen . please president diaz-canel liberate us with your jupiter 5 artillery missles

holy hell actually

How about you look up the stats for food availability and poverty with starvation in Cuba before deciding you want to be conquered by them.

i

wonder

how

that

HAPPENED

The United States ranks higher in deaths by malnutrition than Cuba does. X X X Wild how they're able to support people like this even with an embargo. I wonder what kind of system would allow them to do this.

It's literally shameful how the United States is so much richer than Cuba and still has a higher percentage of people dying of malnutrition. It's actually disgusting.

Cuba is actually an example of a successful transition to an agroecological agricultural model that has earned praise from the FAO and others:

In recent years, the supply of food has decreased precisely because of the ongoing illegal embargo and sanctions (and I will argue, unsuccessful and unecessary market reforms):

The blockade policy of the US against Cuba is only an example of sadism and punishment. They have not broken the resistance of the Cuban people or the inmense success of its socialist project, feeding, educating and healing the Cuban people, and even the rest of the world, as Cuban agriculture, medicine and social services are seen as an example all over the third world (and Cuba is one of the biggest producers of medicines, with their doctors employed all over the world in humanitarian causes)

Lávate la boca antes de hablar de Cuba, yanqui.