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Sabriel crack fic: m-bAH

Summary: How Gabriel made the ancient Egyptians incorporate a dick hieroglyph in their writing system.

Warnings: terrible jokes, talk about dicks. I’m truely sorry about this!

I’m so sorry for this! I found this post and it brought back memories of happier times, when I was still sitting in the egyptology library trying to make sense of ancient texts on a regular basis. And then this stupid idea came to me. And it just had to get out.

In Sam’s opinion, one of the best things about being in a relationship with a very powerful and very old supernatural being are the stories. Gabriel loves to tell them. About how he created the platypus (probably true). About the time he had debated Sokrates until the philosopher had chased him away cursing (definitely true). About the time he had modeled for Leonardo da Vinci (most likely made up). And the numerous occasions he had played pranks on several popes, because “ever heard of pope Julius II? Total dickhead. Was too busy leading an army instead of being an actual pope”. (without a doubt true)

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