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Kinda gay ngl
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@apollo-god-of-prophecy may be my father in law but…..

@lady-artemis is better ngl.

DONT MAKE ME DISOWN YOU AS MY SON IN LAW (I need more ppl to like me plz, do you wanna hold my twin babies)

NOO PLS I LOVE YOUR SON

I only prefer Artemis because you flirted with my sister that one time and I’ve never got over it.

Okay I didn’t know she was like twelve. She presented herself as older. HITTING ON MINORS IS NOT COOL Y’ALL!!! WHAT’S COOL IS NOT CHEATING ON YOUR PARTNER!

Thank you for apologising

OOC: I know @william-solace-aaaaa irl and we were talking and I just randomly pointed to the sun and said lol it’s ur dad and ran away. And I heard ‘my dad killed himself— wait no your talking about the tumblr thing whoops, my bad’ and I was just like….😨

Ooc: THAT’S CRAZY BRO! My bsf and I are also Apollo kids so we see the sun and we’re like “it’s dad!” Then we talk about how shitty his love life is. I had to do him a service and create a wife for him bc bro deserves to be happy.

I took multiple tests and got hades

It said what do you like to do in your free time and I said ‘write poetry and listen to shiitty music and watch broadway musicals’

W h a t

You = my child confirmed 2024???

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised

@william-solace-aaaaa is actually the angstiest , meanest, most unfiltered person I’ve ever met and I love them sm (romantically)

We did a lil swappy swap on tumblr

That’s so cute 🥰

He’s pissed I said that but he doesn’t realise that’s my type lmao

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@apollo-god-of-prophecy may be my father in law but…..

@lady-artemis is better ngl.

DONT MAKE ME DISOWN YOU AS MY SON IN LAW (I need more ppl to like me plz, do you wanna hold my twin babies)

NOO PLS I LOVE YOUR SON

I only prefer Artemis because you flirted with my sister that one time and I’ve never got over it.

Okay I didn’t know she was like twelve. She presented herself as older. HITTING ON MINORS IS NOT COOL Y’ALL!!! WHAT’S COOL IS NOT CHEATING ON YOUR PARTNER!

Thank you for apologising

OOC: I know @william-solace-aaaaa irl and we were talking and I just randomly pointed to the sun and said lol it’s ur dad and ran away. And I heard ‘my dad killed himself— wait no your talking about the tumblr thing whoops, my bad’ and I was just like….😨

Ooc: THAT’S CRAZY BRO! My bsf and I are also Apollo kids so we see the sun and we’re like “it’s dad!” Then we talk about how shitty his love life is. I had to do him a service and create a wife for him bc bro deserves to be happy.

I took multiple tests and got hades

It said what do you like to do in your free time and I said ‘write poetry and listen to shiitty music and watch broadway musicals’

W h a t

You = my child confirmed 2024???

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised

@william-solace-aaaaa is actually the angstiest , meanest, most unfiltered person I’ve ever met and I love them sm (romantically)

We did a lil swappy swap on tumblr

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Anonymous asked:

Serious question I've been meaning to ask you since I last read Percy Jackson's Greek Gods and Greek Heroes.

Did you actually skin a satyr alive just because he was a better musician than you? (Sorry if it sounds rude, I'm just curious lol)

That’s just something the mortals made up because they can’t handle how awesome I am and need to make me look like a bad person when in reality I’m a sigma male.

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I changed my mind guys, I do NOT love my dad

I retract all statements of loving my dad and thinking he's cool

No you don’t 💛

What’s a sigma male?

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Anonymous asked:

What’s it like being old?

- @louthemagicgirl

Wouldn’t know cause I’m super young

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Your like 1000 years old what are you on abt?

4,000~ and that’s actually very young for a god. You’re not old until you’re like 18,000.

I’m like 96 and I look fourteen 💀

How does it feel knowing your son is dating someone who is fourteen physically but is really old enough to be his grandfather?

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