Albert Camus, The Plague, 1947
Philip Johnson, “American Architecture Now,” c. 1983
Adolf Hitler, "The Nero Decree," 1945
John Cleese, "On Creativity," c. 1990 (via cleese)
Most of the mistakes of young authors, aside from those gross violations of syntax which ordinary education corrects, may perhaps be enumerated as follows.
- Erroneous plurals of nouns, as vallies or echos.
- Barbarous compound nouns, as viewpoint or upkeep.
- Want of correspondence in number between noun and verb where the two are widely separated or the construction involved.
- Ambiguous use of pronouns.
- Erroneous case of pronouns, as whom for who, and vice versa, or phrases like “between you and I,” or “Let we who are loyal, act promptly.”
- Erroneous use of shall and will, and of other auxiliary verbs.
- Use of intransitive for transitive verbs, as “he was graduated from college,” or vice versa, as “he ingratiated with the tyrant.”
- Use of nouns for verbs, as “he motored to Boston,” or “he voiced a protest.”
- Errors in moods and tenses of verbs, as “If I was he, I should do otherwise,” or “He said the earth was round.”
- The split infinitive, as “to calmly glide.”
- The erroneous perfect infinitive, as “Last week I expected to have met you.”
- False verb-forms, as “I pled with him.”
- Use of like for as, as “I strive to write like Pope wrote.”
- Misuse of prepositions, as “The gift was bestowed to an unworthy object,” or “The gold was divided between the five men.”
- The superfluous conjunction, as “I wish for you to do this.”
- Use of words in wrong senses, as “The book greatly intrigued me,” “Leave me take this,” “He was obsessed with the idea,” or “He is a meticulous writer.”
- Erroneous use of non-Anglicised foreign forms, as “a strange phenomena,” or “two stratas of clouds.”
- Use of false or unauthorized words, as burglarize or supremest.
- Errors of taste, including vulgarisms, pompousness, repetition, vagueness, ambiguousness, colloquialism, bathos, bombast, pleonasm, tautology, harshness, mixed metaphor, and every sort of rhetorical awkwardness.
- Errors of spelling and punctuation, and confusion of forms such as that which leads many to place an apostrophe in the possessive pronoun its.
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Scogin Elam and Bray Inc., Branch Library, Buckhead, GA, 1989
Today, I voted early for the 2012 Elections, and my designated spot for the first time I've voted in Atlanta was the Buckhead Branch Library just off Peachtree Road in Buckhead. The line wrapped thrice around the front sidewalk by the Buckhead St. Main Entrance, and so I had about an hour to really study the principal northern facade. Interestingly enough, where one might expect to see the most fenestration, there is only one window, a small oculus to the east of the entrance. Given this distinction by virtue of solitude, one might suppose this oculus would frame a dramatic view of the interior and exterior. However, on both sides the view is blocked by two separate columns. Knowing the theoretical approach to design at MSME, I contemplated the potential of a passive criticism of views and the relationship between viewing and being viewed, or perhaps continuing the nautical theme from the slate fish / dragon scales on the exterior. Nevertheless, I think this apology may be too abstract and fruitless; I will have to ask Mack or Merrill about it the next time I see them. Either way, I had a wonderful discussion with an elderly lady named Janice Nash about how Men's Restrooms are almost always placed in civic buildings before Women's Restrooms, and sure enough it is true at the Buckhead Branch Library. Here's to designing with Women's Restrooms first!
MVRDV, Twin Towers, Seoul, South Korea, 2011
File under "Architectural Bloopers." I'm actually surprised how much press this building is getting. It seems like another negative interjection of the Spectacle into architecture...