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Jenni. San Francisco-based, Colin O'Donoghue Obsessed, fastest fanfic beta in the West, Captain Swan shipper and believer in all things Jake Johnson
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Fic weeks

I don’t have much time at the minute to participate in all the fic events that are taking place (too many chapters to write and my novel to rewrite so I can *actually* publish it…). But I thought I’d do a shameless plug of some of my stories that fit into the themes so here you go (all links are AO3, if you’d  like to read on FF.NET you can do so here).

Desperately running away from her past, Emma disguises herself as a boy and seeks an escape in the freedom of the open seas. All is well until she crosses paths with the infamous Captain Hook.

Captain Duckling AU

There is a little bit of smut but it is forewarned and can be skipped if needed!

Also there is a sequel, which is unfinished but will be asap… Beyond the Spiring Towers

Emma Swan wants to escape her life, move East, start new. Working at The Velvet Rope is her ticket out of here. But then he comes along, mysterious, sexy, dangerous. Surely she can resist his charms

Stripper!Emma AU.

Lots of smut…

This cruise was meant to mend their relationship - not tear it apart! Emma Swan is left alone on a ten day cruise after an ill-timed break-up. Is there any way she can salvage this vacation? And just what is it about that first officer, Killian Jones…

Modern AU.

Yes, there is some smut…

This was just about the dumbest idea she had ever heard. Marry a guy she barely knew??

But sometimes desperate people do crazy things. And crazy things can sometimes be the best things you ever do

Fake Marriage AU

A princess. A lieutenant. A storm. A hero. Will honour or love rule the day?

Lieutenant Duckling fic slightly inspired by While You Were Sleeping

So that’s just a little sprinkling, I have more on AO3 and FF.NET!

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My two year (and two month) writing anniversary: AKA A journey of how I actually started to believe I could be a writer

So almost 26 months ago I wrote my first ever piece of fiction since I was a school kid. It was New Girl fanfic. It was smut. And it was bad.

I’d always wanted to write, but never knew how to start. I just assumed I was one of the millions of people who say they want to write a novel but never do because they just don’t have what it takes. 

Then I fell in love with a little couple called Nick and Jess. I was having a hard time personally (still am, ha!) and the fandom helped me escape from my worries for a bit. And then from that I found fanfic. My previous encounter had started and ended with 50 shades of grey. Hmm. So, needless to say I was like ‘no, I’m not gonna read THAT’. Well, that lasted maybe a couple of months before curiosity got the better of me and I started reading… and all my preconceptions were blown out of the water. Overwhelmingly it was smart, clever, funny and made me love my OTP even more.

I read a bit. I saw things I liked . Things I didn’t. People who inspired me. Fics that I read and thought - ooh, if only they did this, or wrote it like that… One thing led to another and one season finale later I just HAD to write something myself. And that was how it began.

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You rock too, my darling. So much I can't even stand it sometimes! I feel positively blessed you chose me as your beta and will never know how I got so lucky to have you become my BFF too. Colin and Jake forever!

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Thanks for the tag, captain-swan-oncer! Nicknames: Jenni Current Date and Time: 5/24 @ 8:48 pm Birthday: Jan 27, 1974 Average amount of sleep: anywhere between 5-9 hours Lucky Number(s): 9 Last thing I Googled: I'm job searching, so probably a company I might apply to. First word that comes to mind: dinner (because that’s what I should be making/eating ) One place that makes you happy: my hometown (Healdsburg, CA) Favorite characters: Killian Jones, Emma Swan, Nick Miller, Jessica Day, Andy Dwyer, Ben Wyatt, Leslie Knope, Veronica Mars, Logan Echols, Jim Halpert, Maddie Hays, David Addison, Buffy Summers, Lorelei Gilmore, Monica Gellar, Chandler Bing... I could go on...! Favorite food: Chocolate mousse/cake/brownies/pie. And chicken enchiladas. Favorite drink: unsweetened iced tea Favorite book: Valley of the Moon by Jack London Favorite TV shows: (current) OUAT, New Girl, the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Modern Family, 2 Broke Girls, Daily Show, Chopped ; (of all time): Moonlighting, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls, Veronica Mars, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, ER, Cheers... Last movie I saw in theaters: Pitch Perfect 2 Last holiday:  Napa, a year ago Dream holiday: First class all the way through Europe, back to California for a week in Disneyland, then a relaxing two weeks in Hawaii Dream wedding: If I'm lucky enough to have a second one someday, it will be a fun, intimate combination of what I and my future husband prefer. Or maybe just in a chapel of one of the gorgeous Vegas hotels, like Paris or Bellagio! Dream job(s): Anything with the San Francisco Giants, preferably an administrative assistant OR umbrella holder/Colin's hair-and-makeup fixer on the set of OUAT Zodiac: Aquarius Relationship Status: Separated and divorcing in the near future What are you wearing: sweater, yoga pants, fluffy socks Favorite Movie:  Back to the Future Tagging: kissmelikeapirate, miadaisyc, incaptainswanwetrust

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