Hockey Players at Starbucks

Elias Lindholm asks for more whipped cream on top of his French roast until the cream towers a good four inches above the rim of the cup. He is pleased as leaves a hefty tip.

Elias Lindholm actually likes the unicorn frapp and doesn’t understand why it gets a bad rap. Sure, the flavor-changing formula went a little wrong somewhere, but he’ll drink anything.

Elias Lindholm doesn’t just dip his biscotti in his coffee. He shoves the whole damn thing in there.