I have no idea if this blog is still active but I would pay for y’all to do literally anyone on the Panthers roster
Roberto Luongo walks into Starbucks the day after he gets a shutout.
The lady behind the counter starts freaking out and says “Oh my God, you’re that guy...”
He interupts her and says “...yes, yes, I’m the goalie for the Florida Panthers.”
She responds with, “No you’re not, you’re that really funny guy on Twitter.”
He looks around sighs and smiled as he says, “I’ll take it, thanks!”