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certified funky little raccoon that's living in ur attic [she/they]
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AU where Arthur finds out about the prophecy and pieces together that "his closest ally Emrys" must be Merlin because who else would it be, but incorrectly assumes that Merlin doesn't know and therefore has never practiced magic before.

Even better if he finds out early season 1 so He's just so devastated the entire time and he's just like "I can't believe this, this prophecy is going to turn my best friend into a sorcerer, and it's all my fault for being the once and future king" and Merlin's in the back just murdering a sidhe

It happens during a round table meeting and Lancelot starts losing his shit laughing

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reblogged

a favourable misunderstanding 🧣

this was supposed to be a meme redraw of a b99 scene but with my own twist on it … instead: it took on a life of it’s own, became super fluffy and ridiculous, and consists of 5 different styles at once lmao
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

me cross eyed and seeing double:

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relelvance

A woman's place is on the battlefield

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vympr

so you think women should die

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duncebento

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

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komsomolka

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018) / Black Sails (2014-2017)

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lichfucker

[image description: three stills of Ursula K. Le Guin speaking at a podium, interspersed with stills of James Flint from Black Sails, speaking to Madi.

Le Guin: "We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable, so did the divine right of kings."

Flint: "The empire survives in part because we believe its survival to be inevitable. But it isn't."

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