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luna

@nextnewworld / nextnewworld.tumblr.com

any pronouns, sapphic [pfp and header from BAND-MAID - Unleash!! MV]
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Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

It happens alot.

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

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mrelisha26

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

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kazoomusic

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

that last one got me holy shit.

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geibuchan

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                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

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  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

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joy-in-opera

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

I want all these shirts though

ok legit I would buy these shirts tho

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petermorwood

Looking at the shirts and especially the tattoos, can anyone tell me if Latin-alphabet letters fall into the same “pretty patterns” category for Hanzi- / Kanji cultures as Hanzi and Kanji seem to do for Latin-alphabet cultures?

To keep those tattoos company, here are some from the other direction.

HAMBERGER FRIEND

I fell happiness when I eat a him :3

I mean, Hamberger Friend makes perfect sense to me. And I do feel happiness when I eat him.

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dzamie

Some of these shirts slap actually.

I’m so fucking future.

RIGHT???!

These are awesome.

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