Headcanon: Elf ears are very expressive, and Sand's are no different. If you can't tell at a certain moment if he's placating, patronizing, flippant, or sarcastic, you can tell how genuine his sentiment is by how his sharp ears might perk up or lower or twitch.
Headcanon: Valen's tiefling nature does NOT actually predispose him to violence. In order to cope with the PTSD he had developed, he convinced himself that he was a monster, and that the actions he had done were due to something in his blood.
Oooh, I never thought of this before!
Valen is a very vocal and wildly passionate lover and still calls her “My Lady” in bed.
I can totally imagine his formal ‘nickname’ for them carrying over into the bedroom! He would also be the kind of guy to try to put into physical form how much he loves them each time, just really using the opportunity to have sex to tangibly express his adoration.
Gann is definitely into sleepy passionate sex, and with approval/consent waking his partner up with oral or sex (or his partner waking him up with those)
This has to be his favorite kind of sex in the waking world where dream meshes so neatly into reality, it could almost be an extension of the dreams they had
My head's empty but do you have any nsfw headcanons for Gann?
My headcanon for Gann is that he’s not so much into physical sex as he is into wet dreams because in that scenario he can fulfill any fantasy one could dream about :D
I’ll also welcome other NSFW Gann headcanons if anyone has some!
not NSFW, but i totally headcanon grobnar as asexual. i just love that in my head he's the antithesis to the stereotypical horny bard
He just wants to have thrilling adventures with friends he can entertain and make happy! Also I went fishing through the 2DA files and found out in some cut content that he’s famous among other gnomes and one of them even flirts with him but it goes right over his head, and Grobnar admits he never had intentions of settling down with someone. Grobnar is canon asexual!
Despite his reputation and the literal succubi in his dungeon, Ammon Jerro was the most vanilla, monogamous, once-a-week-in-missionary guy while his wife was alive and has never taken another lover after her death
This honestly fits him so well - now that his wife is dead he’s got bigger things to worry about than getting laid, like forestalling imprisonment in the hells again and saving the world and stuff. The succubi have the worst case of blueballs dealing with him
Grobnar does not understand sexual innuendo, but is one of the foremost makers of slightly dangerous, highly specific, and very effective sex toys in Faerun
There’s a reason why the Gnomehands name is famous
maybe the codpiece shield he made is not the ONLY thing he’s spring-mounted
One of my friends called Casavir a foot fetishist and I can't stop thinking about it
Casavir tests the temperature of the kink pool by dipping a toe in and accidentally dips the whole foot in, instead, and never looks back
I headcanon Bishop as an ftm trans man. As Sand said, there are magics to cloak one's appearance, even allow one to change shape. He would have no trouble finding a potion or a scroll to pull that off (though the supplier is probably dead somewhere).
I love transgender headcanons in the Forgotten Realms! Bishop could easily have done something like that because if there’s a belt for it, there has to be potions for it too. :D
Sand has an impressive collection of magic wands specifically for bedroom use/solitary use
I’m now imagining a scenario where they accidentally get mixed up and oh dear god :’D
(I hope anon is working) Fenthick likes to be get pegged
Fenthick knows what he likes and Aribeth is into it 👌💯
neeshka is kinky as hell (no pun intended)
Kinky as hell and probably loves a good sexy role play scenario! It would be very difficult to be bored with her in bed.
I picture Sand having delicate and spindly hands, but he's an absolute master with them~
This has to be canon! Being an alchemist he’d have to deal with reagents and solutions very delicately so he’s got some amazing precision and able to apply the perfect amount of pressure without overdoing it. Also having such nimble hands means his fingers could get to some very hard-to-reach places 👀
elanee is a voyeur
she most certainly is, anon, she most certainly is
Neeshka likes to be held by her horns during sex. 100%
I can imagine her partner kind of steering her - or maybe instead of pulling her hair lightly, they’ll pull her horns? :D
I remember reading this a long time ago (on tumblr but not sure who) that Bishop is more inclined to give oral than receive because he has more power over his partner, and that has just stuck with me ever since
That kind of power play in intercourse whether oral or with the no-no’s certainly makes sense to me - he sounds like a guy who definitely likes to be in control!