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THERE'S SOME MORE EDITS TO BE MADE BITCHES. AS OF 8/13/2013 I HAVE NOTICED A LOT OF YOU ARE FUCKING POSTING A LOT OF SHIT I DON'T LIKE. THEREFORE, I AM AMMENDING THIS DOCUMENT AND ADDING SEVERAL MORE RULES. SEE IN BOLDED ITALICS AT BOTTOM.
HERE’S THE NOT SO FINE PRINT ON THIS SHIT YOU OVER FILLED CUM DUMPSTERS. I’M NOT FOLLOWING YOU BACK IF YOU
- POST PICTURES THAT PUT THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE IN A POSITIVE LIGHT:Bieber, Minaj, Rebecca Black, any member of One Direction.
- IF YOU FILL UP MY DASHBOARD FOR 20 OR MORE UNINTERUPTED POSTS. THAT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. GO OUTSIDE.
- IF YOU POST PICTURES OF SELF HARM. PEOPLE DO IT, I FIGURED THAT OUT A LONG TIME AGO. DON’T KNOW WHY THE FUCK THEIR PERSONAL BUSINESS HAS TO BE CIRCULATING THROUGH MY DASH. (With that being said don’t hesitate to ask me for help or advice.)
- IF YOU POST SOME GAY SHIT. THAT INCLUDES ACTUAL GAY SHIT LIKE TWO DUDES FUCKING. THAT ALSO MEANS THOSE GODDAMNED PICTURES WITH THE TEXT OVER THEM, LIKE “I wish I had a guy who…" YET AGAIN, GO OUTSIDE,
- IF YOU POST FUCKED UP SHIT. IF I SEE ANOTHER GIRL WITH A PENIS, I WILL FIND YOU AND BLOWTORCH YOUR GENITALS.
NOW THAT WE GOT THAT SHIT OUT OF THE WAY, YOU’RE COMPLETELY IN THE CLEAR IF
- YOU LIKE BANDS. HELL I PROBABLY WILL LOVE YOUR BLOG. AS LONG AS IT ISN’T Fall Out Boy.
- YOU POST FUNNY ASS SHIT.
- YOU POST FEELS.
- ANYTHING TO DO WITH PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS
IF YOU FUCK WITH THE 5 RULES, I'M AFRAID GHANDI, JESUS, YOUR MOM'S PIMP, AND ANY OTHER DEITIES DO NOT SANCTIFY OUR TUMBLR RELATIONSHIP AND I WILL NOT FOLLOW YOU BACK.
AMENDMENTS:
6) NO MAN-CANDY. I GET THAT A LOT OF YOU ARE GIRLS, HOWEVER I'M NOT, DON'T REALLY WANNA LOOK AT SHIRTLESS GUYS...UNLESS THEY HAVE TATTOOS OR THERE IS SOME PURPOSE TO THEIR SHIRTLESSNESS
7) BORING ASS FUCKING SHIT. AGAIN, I AM MALE I HAVE NOT INTEREST IN FUCKING MAYBELLINE
8) IF YOU MAKE POSTS #WHERE YOU DO THIS WEIRD HASHTAG SHIT #EXACTLY LIKE I'M DOING NOW
9) I'M WRITING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST DENSE. THE "ARTSY PICTURES" WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORDS OVER THEM.
EXAMPLE: *PICTURE OF GIRL WITH MAKE UP RUNNING DOWN HER FACE* CAPTION: "IT'LL BE OKAY"