Sanzu: you're pretty cute when you're nice
Rindou: what am I when I'm not nice?
Sanzu: definitely hot as fuck
Shinichiro, touching Wakasa's shoulder: you're so funny, Waka!
Wakasa: I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
Shinichiro:
Wakasa, slowly removing Shin's hand from his shoulder:
Takeomi, rolling his eyes: I told you, guys
Shinichiro : Dude-
Wakasa: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Wakasa: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??
normal day at bonten headquarters
Sanzu: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Kakucho: I do have a sense of humor you know
Sanzu: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Kakucho: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
//Kokonoi aggressively pulling out a headache pill
Wakasa : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Shinichiro: Wow. They sound stupid.
Wakasa : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Shinichiro: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'
Wakasa : I guess you’re right. Hey Shin, I love you.
Shinichiro: See! Just say that!
Wakasa : Holy fucking shit.
Shinichiro: If that flies over their head then, sorry Waka , but they're too dumb for you.
Wakasa : Shin.
Sanzu : You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Rindou: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Sanzu : Seize the dick.
Mikey: I THOUGHT THE CUTEST CAT NAME EVER
Mikey: 'JIPPI'
Mikey: IT MEANS 'YAY' IN NORWEGIAN AND IT'S SO CUTE
Draken: it's 12:30am for you and that's what you're thinking about
Shinichiro: I want my oven to heat up
Wakasa: Get inside it you'll toast it real warm
Wakasa: Wow I tried to be smooth and I failed
Shinichiro: Did you just tell me to kill myself
Shinichiro : Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Wakasa: Relax it was just a dream.
Shinichiro : Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Wakasa: You wouldn’t?
Shinichiro : I mean, unless you want to-
Shinichiro : What’s up guys? I’m back.
Sanzu: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Shinichiro : Death is a social construct.
Wakasa : Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Shinichiro: Are saying that I'm fat?
Wakasa : No that's not what I meant I-
Sanzu : I think I'm falling for you.
Rindou: Then get up.
Wakasa, talking to Benkei in a fight: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Shinichiro, pushing them both aside: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Wakasa: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Shinichiro: Somehow that's worse.
Rindou : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Sanzu: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Rindou: That one. I want that one.
Sanzu: Know why I called you in here?
Rindou: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Sanzu: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Kakucho : Sanzu, you'll be working with Ran and Rindou.
Sanzu: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Sanzu: ...Of people on a team.
Ran: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Mochizuki: I sleep with a knife.
Sanzu : Both of you are pathetic.
Ran : Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sanzu : Your brother.