I Hate It Here

1967 home in Lake Forest, IL is sort of like a mid century modern castle. 4bds, 3ba, 2,406 sq ft, $975k. I love this house so much.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY

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Smoking on that we'd

Thanks American Girl!

This poll should be a runaway with "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)" and I'm livid that it's a horse race.

Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.

Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!

(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)

I literally just learned what this is a few days ago, and I'm still not 100% sure how it works.

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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top 10 jokes in the entire show

Also solid: later, when they try to get one from the shady supply sergeant, whose reason for not giving them one is "Well, I've got three. If I give you one, I only got two. And two ain't as good as three."

Same guy, different episode, when telling Hawkeye and Radar about the kind of porno movies he can get them: "I got movies that'll make a grown man weep." *looks at Radar* "Prolly kill you."

I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

“how bad is the gorilla suit?” just, fucking terrible. “did the gorilla get abducted by aliens?” of course the gorilla got abducted by aliens.

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of "Impregnerad mot vatten", i.e. "Water proof".

Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup.

mistranslation? or incredible branding decision

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

dutch word for gloves literally translates to "handshoes" idk how much longer i can do this