Women should have an award for going through PMS every month. She's one hell of a bitch.
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If a girl asks you about another specific girl, don't even bother lying. She already knows.
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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How can I say " I love you, " when I love you more than words can say?"
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Men aren't really complicated. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said - when really it's obvious. If I were you, I'd take him literally. That might help.
E.L.James, Fifty shades of grey triology
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.
Alexander Graham Bell
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Guys, when you ask a girl to send you a (in your head preferably a nude) photo, that's when she loses all respect for you.
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Me at school
Me: Wtf is this shit??
Me: Wait I dont get it.
Me: Could you walk anymore slower??
Me: I wonder if I'd pound my head against the table, would the time go faster?
Me: I'm hungry.
Me: He's such an idiot.
Me: and she's annoying.
Me: Whats the time?
Me: I'm hungry.
Me: *yawn*
Me: when the fuck is the lunch??
Me in Math: Find the X. It's right there...on the blackboard.
Me: when will I ever need this??
Me: Oh, I think I understand this...Oh..nevermind..-_-
Me: I'm hungry.
I think men should get an award for handling women during their period.
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