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i saw the trailer for the new feel-good “anti-racist” US war movie about the carpet bombing of North Korea and started writing up something for this blog, partially inspired by the absolute shit storm i got for sharing that post i made with pictures of everyday life outside pyongyang

and then i gave up, because what’s the point? westerners can’t even handle a single picture of a north korean not looking miserable without screaming propaganda

meanwhile, there are no stories about the horrors of life in the ‘hermit kingdom’ that are deemed too outlandish to be believable. i can’t remember who said it, but it’s like the entire country has taken up permanent residence in the western imaginary as some silly little cartoon villain, where the leaders of the country does evil things for no discernible reason. they’re just silly and evil like that, and the citizens, of course, are silly, too. silly and brainwashed.

i watched a video recently of a tourists visiting an auto dealership in pyongyang, and the entire time he was just gawking at the employees and costumers, shoving his phone in their face, and confidently explaining to his youtube audience that everyone he’s interacting with are actually actors.

what level of dehumanization do you have to reach for that thought to even cross your mind? to think that the people you see before you are actors? that entire cities and shops are erected with to sole purpose that you, a western, will see them and be impressed?

what frustrates me the most is the casual cruelty that seeps into any mention of north korea, no matter how small. if north koreans are not being evil, they’re being silly.

a north korean newspaper reports that a group of archeologists in pyongyang have discovered an old rock carving with the words ‘unicorn lair’ (mistranslated), and the western press reports that north koreans now believe in unicorns.

a tourist at a hotel in hamhung is told by the receptionist to be careful at the beach: the waves can get high. that day the tourists goes to the beach, and there are no waves. she retells the story to her instagram followers, explaining that the poor woman at the hotel could never have seen real waves before because north koreans are probably never allowed to travel.

she adds a little teary-eyed emoji.

one of the cities i included in the post was sariwon, a densely populated city to the south of pyongyang. below are some pictures from its “folk customs street”, which was built to showcase old korean traditions and customs

here’s all wikipedia has to say about it

Built to display an ideal picture of ancient Korea, it includes buildings in the “historical style” and a collection of ancient Korean cannons. Although it is considered an inaccurate romanticized recreation of an ancient Korean street, it is frequently used as a destination for foreigners on official government tours. Many older style Korean buildings exist in the city.

it’s just north koreans being silly again. there’s no mention of what might motivate them to build a street like that — why the preservation of old customs, culture and architecture might somehow be important for the city

could it perhaps have something to do with how the U.S. air force dropped 635,000 tons of bombs, including 32,557 tons of napalm, over the korean peninsula during the war? the carpet bombings, which are now the topic of an upcoming hollywood movie about overcoming racism through warcrimes, destroyed an estimate of 85% of all buildings in north korea. some cities were entirely wiped off the map.

in sariwon they missed a few buildings, but not many — after an intense firebombing campaign the U.S. military estimated the destruction of sariwon to be at 95%.

none of this is mentioned on the wikipedia page for sariwon.

we destroyed entire cities. memory-holed the entire thing, called it the forgotten war. and now, 70 years later, we’re convincing ourselves that the people living in the ruins are actors.

and somehow the north koreans are the brainwashed ones

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netherstray

All of these fit into one of three categories:

1.) Self-aggrandizing statements intended to reaffirm things people already believe about themselves

2.) Misinterpreted information from studies 

3.) Flat out opinions that are better off in the “Live Laugh Love” category of home decorating

There are no facts here. If I wanted to see this shit I would go to shitty pages like IFuckingLoveScience or my aunt’s Facebook. 

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I choose to be salty that there are never blood elves present in the cinematics and cutscenes of big battles involving the Horde because hurr blood elves aren’t Horde 

like honestly it isn’t that blood elves can’t fit into a battle scene like the one in the trailer, it’s that whoever made the trailer sucks at fitting them into it. if their imagination only extends as far as “uggo races” for imagining what the Horde is (and for that matter, humans/dwarves is all they can picture for the Alliance/implied night elves maybe shooting some arrows??) then they’re just not very imaginative.

all in all I only ended up liking the bit of Anduin. Sylvanas’ moments felt forced as all hell (”LOOK LOOK SHE’S BEING A WARCHIEF SHE CAN BE A WARCHIEF”) the siege towers were kind of neat too and the Roman-style formation the Alliance was using was interesting, but jesus the more I think about the trailer the saltier I get

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I came home to a note

I didn’t see our cat Puff anywhere when I got home, then I saw this note on my chair:

Oh, okay. Puff went outside and just didn’t want to come in. Got it. Well, let’s see if he’ll come in now that he’s probably heard me come home.

The big furry beast is inside now, but as usual, he has stuff stuck in his fur. What is it this time? Mulch? Dead leaf? 

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I put the slug outside. What a night it’s been.

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i really like the advice “write marginalized characters but don’t write about marginalization unless you experience it” 

absolutely i think cis people should expand their horizons and write trans characters, but they shouldn’t write stories about being trans. likewise i think allistic / NT authors should write about autistic characters! but not stories about being autistic. 

represent us. absolutely. but don’t tell our stories. let us do that.

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alder-knight

YOOOOOOO. This is an excellent distinction!

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netherstray

I'll get back to you after I get yelled at for tokenism.

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