kny brainrot

Being the worlds worst bisexual older brother is hard but someone has to do it

men can't be "just friends" with each other. ur either gay or u hate each other. and if u hate each other that's also gay

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

weekend plans

the context here is that we were both autistic kids in the same middle school (circa 2012) who had the same reaction to emotional issues- to fucking fight people. since we got in trouble a lot for this we decided that instead of being angry at other people we would be mature and wait until after school before fighting each other. usually this involved name calling and being jackasses but often would result in wrestling/hitting if one of us was pissed enough. then we would walk home and chat about our day. it was very emotionally fulfilling and probably helped us out more then special ed ever did.

we kinda stopped doing this in highschool but remained friends, and our moms are friends also. they know we used to fight almost daily and think it’s real mature + kind of cute because at the time we were emotional WRECKS who were not afraid to lash out at others, so waiting until after school was a “huge improvement”. this meeting was just wrestling for old times sake. Platonic wrastlin between Two Dudes.

i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even

“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

I’ve been captivated by his wounded animal swag, and tendency to react to well intentioned kindness with fearful aggression

@canisalbus

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

Taking dominant, intimidating characters and turning them into whimpering subby little messes is literally the hottest thing to me.

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

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