Secret Springs Resort

Pairing-Joel Miller x f!plus size reader

CW-18+, MDNI, Angst,hurt/comfort, mentions of body insecurity, mentions of food insecurity, mentions of smut, Joel being so supportive, reader hiding her feelings at first but we always end with fluffiness. Dream vacation Joel vibes.

WC-1.2k

[Series Masterlist][Joel Miller Masterlist]

Not beta read

If you thought he didn’t notice the first night then you had seriously underestimated the man that was Joel Miller. 

Through the Roof Open Air Bus Tours

A Secret Springs Experience

Presented to you by Cowboy Caravan Co. - Jack Daniels, Co-Owner, Head Honcho, Face of the Company (and a Mighty Purty One, Too)

"Now hold on just a minute...'mighty purty'?"

"Yes, you are. And it stands. Now, how about you flash that gorgeous smile of yours and tell these fine folks what we have to offer. Please?"

"Now, you know I do love it when you say please..."

Our open air tours will bring you to everything that'll make your vacation here a perfect one!

Enjoy a delicious mocktail or tropical smoothie while you enjoy the ride – Miss Ginger will thoughtfully craft a personalized beverage, just for you.

Take in a picturesque, 360 degree view of the gorgeous sights – and enjoy various stops, if you like – as we show you everything that Secret Springs has to offer:

Soak in the sand, sun and surf with its pristine beaches. We offer sunset tours if you prefer a dramatic view of the shoreline.

Fill your senses with all manner of stunning foliage and lovingly curated gardens.

Feel the spirit of this small but beautiful city as we stop and visit our local historical buildings and landmarks. If you're lucky, you might get a personal welcome and conversation with Secret Springs' beloved Mayor!

"Speaking of which...You -did- drop off that carrot cake and gift envelope at the Mayor's office, right, darlin'?"

"All taken care of, Jack. We're right as rain. Go on..."

Or perhaps an artistic excursion is more your taste - there's museums, photography exhibitions, music and book shops, even educational courses.

Stroll down quaint cobblestone streets lined with shops to satisfy your every desire – from the budget-friendly to the extravagant, from handcrafted pottery to vintage vinyl records, even body painting!

Indulge in savory delights or specialty coffee and baked goods at our various cafes and restaurants. Or enjoy beachside cocktails and smooth libations at our lively and welcoming bars. Got a sweet tooth? How about some homemade ice cream at our very own old fashioned parlor and soda fountain!

Ready to take in the nightlife? Why take a stuffy bus or jitney, when you can enjoy the cool evening breeze as you’re shuttled to the city’s fun and exciting hotspots. We’ll get you there safely, and pick you up when you’re ready to kick off your dancin’ shoes, stretch your legs and turn in for the night.

Enjoy your stay at Secret Springs, and we hope you'll let us take y'all Through the Roof!

“You really were serious about vetoing my choice for the name, weren’t you?” You could hear the pout on those soft lips of his - not even that carefully manicured moustache could hide it.

You smiled to yourself, leaning back into his embrace. His arms were wrapped snug around your waist, and you fiddled with the rolled-back sleeves of his crisp, form-fitting shirt, taking a moment to admire his tanned forearms, those rough-hewn but agile hands.

“While it may be on brand for you, I don’t think Secret Springs warrants a business called Topless Bus Tours. We can save the nudity for the designated beaches.”

“Ohh, I dunno....'reckon our beloved Mayor would’ve been tickled pink by that name.” Jack leaned in, his hat tipping back slightly as he brushed his nose against your cheek, his warm breath ghosting over your skin as he purred at the shell of your ear. “You win this time, sugar. Guess we’ll just have to keep the topless shenanigans back at the homestead…what d'ya say, Mrs. Daniels?”

@maggiemayhemnj you’re a champ this is sooo so good!! I’d take this tour any and every day

This looks like such an awesome tour! Being driven around by Jack seems like an awesome trip by itself.

My beloveds, if you're participating in the Secret Springs Creative Challenge, our lovably corrupt Mayor @secretelephanttattoo has given me permission to start some nonsense.

All you have to do? Send her an ask with the name of a business you'd like to see in town and she will either approve your business permit or deny it. Feel free to try to horrify her - she likes it.

Let's rubber stamp some nonsense!

I also take bribes.

Is it a conflict of interest for security to a back business? Maybe, but this is the Secret Springs. Thangs happen. Some good, some curious, some questionable and some sexy.

Let’s see what happens. 😎

Secret Springs...

I was taking a stroll around Secret Springs today, catching the sights, meeting some lovely folk, and I must have got off the beaten track as I found myself in a cute little alleyway which dead-ended in this great little bar/bistro/b'n'b. I had a veeerrry relaxing time, had some super weird but amazing conversations, and managed to grab a flyer before leaving (after what felt like both hours and no time at all!). The manager was there, making sure everyone was having a great time, topping up drinks (although I think he forgot to charge people for quite a few), but the ambience was second to none. I'll definitely be visiting again.

Oooh, they do a wicked KitKat Cake too! I commend the mayor of Secret Springs, @secretelephanttattoo, for granting a business license to such a unique and interesting venue!

Sounds like a fun afternoon!

Thank you for making this 🌞

@mysterious-moonstruck-musings and @schnarfer You see this business? We should stop by. 🤭

As you start your vacation in Secret Springs, stop by Ezra's beach shop for everything you need! (If you ask him nicely, he'll even give you the stuff he keeps under the counter.)

Credits, top clockwise: prettylittlethings.us, me, joshhallsurfboards.com, crazydogtshirts.com

Picking my way down the stone steps from The Petaluma Inn, ready to comb the beach for Ezra's shop!

I’m going to buy some refreshments because I stayed in the sun a little too long, a t-shirt because mine snagged on a rock 🪨 I was trying to take a cute picture on (mind your surroundings peeps) I’d like to take a look at what you’ve got under that counter sir! 😎

We’re keeping him 48 hours, it’s the Secret Springs. We make the rules! (Maybe we’re the corrupt ones and not you Ms. Mayor.) And sure, it’s a bedroom and not an interrogation room, but he’s not a normal suspect is he? This Marcus asked about a ring also his sword and shield 🛡️.

I informed him I don’t have a ring so that’s not a problem. I can verify his sword is just fine and the shield might be his armor but that’s being buffed out and polished. I did have him put some red shorts on and he has filled them out. Actually a tad of a tip might hanging out but we’ll worry about correct size later.

Thick thighs save lives Mayor El. 😜🥰 Or change the direction of lives when sufficiently….engaged. 😉

I gotta say, I MAY have packed this pool float. 👀 And sure I’ll let you ride it with me Megan. I feel like we could also fit @maggiemayhemnj on this floatie too and it will still float. 😎

This might be footage of me trying to get on one of tubes I brought. 😂

Part of the Secret Springs Creative Shenanigans

Frankie Morales x Chloé Thomas (plus size AFAB OFC)

My entire masterlist and blog are for readers 18+ MDNI. I do not consent to my work being used in AI, recommended on TikTok, borrowed or plagiarized.

Summary: Lieutenant Chloé Thomas is trying to investigate Frankie Morales - the Harvey Air pilot that she can barely find information on. It does not go well, or perhaps it did?

Warnings: Jokes and puns, fluff, food reference, very bad nicknames, an angry and flexible York, implied smut? (That came early), double M’s, our pilot being a menace, lots of ass and sass, a sprinkle of Spanish, anxiety, crime listings

Word Count: over 2.3k (Drabble? I mean, it’s what I told myself originally.)

Notes: I decided to make it a personal log because that made me giggle the most, I apologize in advance @secretelephanttattoo but you do have two M’s so we’ll call it even. Possible guest mentions (they didn’t ask and neither did I but I thought of them and then stuck cute things in the graphic so here we are) of @goodwithcheese @maggiemayhemnj and @tinytinymenace

You’ll find yourselves. 😎 ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks to @megamindsecretlair and @soft-persephone for listening to me babble about it. @angelofsmalldeath-codeine & @fhatbhabiee for the Spanish. I may use what I asked later.

Main Masterlist/ Frankie Morales Masterlist

My name Chloé Thomas - head of Top Flight Security for the Secret Springs resort. I would write this out but the thought of annoying York with the sound of my voice delights me greatly. I’m starting my little bit of fun now. That's funny because my code name used to be siren because…wait.

Anyway, I’ve just finished messaging York again about final preparations for security of the Secret Springs resort. He is still refusing the red short-shorts, I told him that the guys work out to stay fit, why can’t they show it off a little? We might even want to think about a calendar at some point, this was a joke, but Dave got mad. I told him he could put a pair to sport around for his Lady Gouda Cheese and he promptly messaged me back in all caps, “DO NOT MENTION HER AT ALL. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU GIVING HER IDEAS!!!” He used all sorts of angry emojis but I know that he’d do it for her. He also said not to call her that nickname but it’s a fancy cheese. I think. She also has a thing about ties and leather jackets. I never gave her ideas. He blames me, but she tells me what she has him do. I didn’t know York was that flexible. Good for him I say, also it explains why he doesn’t want anyone touching his neck.

Everyone has their kinks. Mine seems to be voices and hands. A strange combination. I also found another one - broad men.

Omg I was fn howling through this. Dammit nerdie you just get better and better 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Howling was indeed the goal, who said you can’t laugh your ass off at a resort! 🤣 In my mind, I totally moonlight as a comedy writer ✍️

Thanks for reading as always Mega ❤️❤️

Part of the Secret Springs Creative Shenanigans

Frankie Morales x Chloé Thomas (plus size AFAB OFC)

My entire masterlist and blog are for readers 18+ MDNI. I do not consent to my work being used in AI, recommended on TikTok, borrowed or plagiarized.

Summary: Lieutenant Chloé Thomas is trying to investigate Frankie Morales - the Harvey Air pilot that she can barely find information on. It does not go well, or perhaps it did?

Warnings: Jokes and puns, fluff, food reference, very bad nicknames, an angry and flexible York, implied smut? (That came early), double M’s, our pilot being a menace, lots of ass and sass, a sprinkle of Spanish, anxiety, crime listings

Word Count: over 2.3k (Drabble? I mean, it’s what I told myself originally.)

Notes: I decided to make it a personal log because that made me giggle the most, I apologize in advance @secretelephanttattoo but you do have two M’s so we’ll call it even. Possible guest mentions (they didn’t ask and neither did I but I thought of them and then stuck cute things in the graphic so here we are) of @goodwithcheese @maggiemayhemnj and @tinytinymenace

You’ll find yourselves. 😎 ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks to @megamindsecretlair and @soft-persephone for listening to me babble about it. @angelofsmalldeath-codeine & @fhatbhabiee for the Spanish. I may use what I asked later.

Main Masterlist/ Frankie Morales Masterlist

My name Chloé Thomas - head of Top Flight Security for the Secret Springs resort. I would write this out but the thought of annoying York with the sound of my voice delights me greatly. I’m starting my little bit of fun now. That's funny because my code name used to be siren because…wait.

Anyway, I’ve just finished messaging York again about final preparations for security of the Secret Springs resort. He is still refusing the red short-shorts, I told him that the guys work out to stay fit, why can’t they show it off a little? We might even want to think about a calendar at some point, this was a joke, but Dave got mad. I told him he could put a pair to sport around for his Lady Gouda Cheese and he promptly messaged me back in all caps, “DO NOT MENTION HER AT ALL. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU GIVING HER IDEAS!!!” He used all sorts of angry emojis but I know that he’d do it for her. He also said not to call her that nickname but it’s a fancy cheese. I think. She also has a thing about ties and leather jackets. I never gave her ideas. He blames me, but she tells me what she has him do. I didn’t know York was that flexible. Good for him I say, also it explains why he doesn’t want anyone touching his neck.

Everyone has their kinks. Mine seems to be voices and hands. A strange combination. I also found another one - broad men.

Nerdie, your comical escapades are just so fun to read. This is no exception. What a "crash landing" of an intro to Secret Springs' top security expert!

And I don't know about you, but I think that Surly Flannel gentleman made the right choice..... 🤭💚

I’m glad you enjoy my escapades. 🤭 I shall continue them as the Secret Springs are very giving.

Part of the Secret Springs Creative Shenanigans

Frankie Morales x Chloé Thomas (plus size AFAB OFC)

My entire masterlist and blog are for readers 18+ MDNI. I do not consent to my work being used in AI, recommended on TikTok, borrowed or plagiarized.

Summary: Lieutenant Chloé Thomas is trying to investigate Frankie Morales - the Harvey Air pilot that she can barely find information on. It does not go well, or perhaps it did?

Warnings: Jokes and puns, fluff, food reference, very bad nicknames, an angry and flexible York, implied smut? (That came early), double M’s, our pilot being a menace, lots of ass and sass, a sprinkle of Spanish, anxiety, crime listings

Word Count: over 2.3k (Drabble? I mean, it’s what I told myself originally.)

Notes: I decided to make it a personal log because that made me giggle the most, I apologize in advance @secretelephanttattoo but you do have two M’s so we’ll call it even. Possible guest mentions (they didn’t ask and neither did I but I thought of them and then stuck cute things in the graphic so here we are) of @goodwithcheese @maggiemayhemnj and @tinytinymenace

You’ll find yourselves. 😎 ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks to @megamindsecretlair and @soft-persephone for listening to me babble about it. @angelofsmalldeath-codeine & @fhatbhabiee for the Spanish. I may use what I asked later.

Main Masterlist/ Frankie Morales Masterlist

My name Chloé Thomas - head of Top Flight Security for the Secret Springs resort. I would write this out but the thought of annoying York with the sound of my voice delights me greatly. I’m starting my little bit of fun now. That's funny because my code name used to be siren because…wait.

Anyway, I’ve just finished messaging York again about final preparations for security of the Secret Springs resort. He is still refusing the red short-shorts, I told him that the guys work out to stay fit, why can’t they show it off a little? We might even want to think about a calendar at some point, this was a joke, but Dave got mad. I told him he could put a pair to sport around for his Lady Gouda Cheese and he promptly messaged me back in all caps, “DO NOT MENTION HER AT ALL. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU GIVING HER IDEAS!!!” He used all sorts of angry emojis but I know that he’d do it for her. He also said not to call her that nickname but it’s a fancy cheese. I think. She also has a thing about ties and leather jackets. I never gave her ideas. He blames me, but she tells me what she has him do. I didn’t know York was that flexible. Good for him I say, also it explains why he doesn’t want anyone touching his neck.

Everyone has their kinks. Mine seems to be voices and hands. A strange combination. I also found another one - broad men.

Good to see that the mayor is in safe hands with the two Marcuses, Dave and Chloe 🫡

The Mayor is indeed enjoying her time at the resort with the two Marcuses. Dave is helping with security and Chloé is totally focused (she is not but she’ll keep the mayor safe.) 😎

Part of the Secret Springs Creative Shenanigans

Frankie Morales x Chloé Thomas (plus size AFAB OFC)

My entire masterlist and blog are for readers 18+ MDNI. I do not consent to my work being used in AI, recommended on TikTok, borrowed or plagiarized.

Summary: Lieutenant Chloé Thomas is trying to investigate Frankie Morales - the Harvey Air pilot that she can barely find information on. It does not go well, or perhaps it did?

Warnings: Jokes and puns, fluff, food reference, very bad nicknames, an angry and flexible York, implied smut? (That came early), double M’s, our pilot being a menace, lots of ass and sass, a sprinkle of Spanish, anxiety, crime listings

Word Count: over 2.3k (Drabble? I mean, it’s what I told myself originally.)

Notes: I decided to make it a personal log because that made me giggle the most, I apologize in advance @secretelephanttattoo but you do have two M’s so we’ll call it even. Possible guest mentions (they didn’t ask and neither did I but I thought of them and then stuck cute things in the graphic so here we are) of @goodwithcheese @maggiemayhemnj and @tinytinymenace

You’ll find yourselves. 😎 ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks to @megamindsecretlair and @soft-persephone for listening to me babble about it. @angelofsmalldeath-codeine & @fhatbhabiee for the Spanish. I may use what I asked later.

Main Masterlist/ Frankie Morales Masterlist

My name Chloé Thomas - head of Top Flight Security for the Secret Springs resort. I would write this out but the thought of annoying York with the sound of my voice delights me greatly. I’m starting my little bit of fun now. That's funny because my code name used to be siren because…wait.

Anyway, I’ve just finished messaging York again about final preparations for security of the Secret Springs resort. He is still refusing the red short-shorts, I told him that the guys work out to stay fit, why can’t they show it off a little? We might even want to think about a calendar at some point, this was a joke, but Dave got mad. I told him he could put a pair to sport around for his Lady Gouda Cheese and he promptly messaged me back in all caps, “DO NOT MENTION HER AT ALL. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU GIVING HER IDEAS!!!” He used all sorts of angry emojis but I know that he’d do it for her. He also said not to call her that nickname but it’s a fancy cheese. I think. She also has a thing about ties and leather jackets. I never gave her ideas. He blames me, but she tells me what she has him do. I didn’t know York was that flexible. Good for him I say, also it explains why he doesn’t want anyone touching his neck.

Everyone has their kinks. Mine seems to be voices and hands. A strange combination. I also found another one - broad men.

The nicknames are fantastic!

This was so enjoyable. And I now have a delicious image of Dave York wearing red shorts in my head 🤣

Those nicknames were totally well thought out (they were not). 🤭

Hey, if Dave York loves you enough he will. He’s the devoted type, he would just only want you to know. 😆

Part of the Secret Springs Creative Shenanigans

Frankie Morales x Chloé Thomas (plus size AFAB OFC)

My entire masterlist and blog are for readers 18+ MDNI. I do not consent to my work being used in AI, recommended on TikTok, borrowed or plagiarized.

Summary: Lieutenant Chloé Thomas is trying to investigate Frankie Morales - the Harvey Air pilot that she can barely find information on. It does not go well, or perhaps it did?

Warnings: Jokes and puns, fluff, food reference, very bad nicknames, an angry and flexible York, implied smut? (That came early), double M’s, our pilot being a menace, lots of ass and sass, a sprinkle of Spanish, anxiety, crime listings

Word Count: over 2.3k (Drabble? I mean, it’s what I told myself originally.)

Notes: I decided to make it a personal log because that made me giggle the most, I apologize in advance @secretelephanttattoo but you do have two M’s so we’ll call it even. Possible guest mentions (they didn’t ask and neither did I but I thought of them and then stuck cute things in the graphic so here we are) of @goodwithcheese @maggiemayhemnj and @tinytinymenace

You’ll find yourselves. 😎 ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks to @megamindsecretlair and @soft-persephone for listening to me babble about it. @angelofsmalldeath-codeine & @fhatbhabiee for the Spanish. I may use what I asked later.

Main Masterlist/ Frankie Morales Masterlist

My name Chloé Thomas - head of Top Flight Security for the Secret Springs resort. I would write this out but the thought of annoying York with the sound of my voice delights me greatly. I’m starting my little bit of fun now. That's funny because my code name used to be siren because…wait.

Anyway, I’ve just finished messaging York again about final preparations for security of the Secret Springs resort. He is still refusing the red short-shorts, I told him that the guys work out to stay fit, why can’t they show it off a little? We might even want to think about a calendar at some point, this was a joke, but Dave got mad. I told him he could put a pair to sport around for his Lady Gouda Cheese and he promptly messaged me back in all caps, “DO NOT MENTION HER AT ALL. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU GIVING HER IDEAS!!!” He used all sorts of angry emojis but I know that he’d do it for her. He also said not to call her that nickname but it’s a fancy cheese. I think. She also has a thing about ties and leather jackets. I never gave her ideas. He blames me, but she tells me what she has him do. I didn’t know York was that flexible. Good for him I say, also it explains why he doesn’t want anyone touching his neck.

Everyone has their kinks. Mine seems to be voices and hands. A strange combination. I also found another one - broad men.

This Lady Gouda sounds great and honestly is the real star of this story.🤣

(ties and leather jackets uh oh have i been so obvious?)

I am endlessly charmed by your creativity!! You are the BEST!💜

Like I said, everyone has their kinks and I remember yours. 🤗

Lady Gouda has a special relationship with Dave York - able to get him to bend in ways that he’ll never tell anyone. 👀

I’m glad you’re charmed, thanks for reading. 🤭

Part of the Secret Springs Creative Challenge hosted by Mayor El aka @secretelephanttattoo

Should be fluffy I think, any warnings will be in the specific log as always. They’ll be in first person as Chlóe is dictating her notes, (I restarted Star Trek Discovery - I was influenced). Could go smutty or smut adjacent? Depends on the day. We’ll see. Unsure of how many drabbles, at least five, managing security is a tough job. Will have all the bad jokes and puns per usual Nerdie behavior. Seeking out a giggle is in my core (we start with the puns already).

Pairing: Frankie Morales x plus size AFAB OFC (Chlóe Thomas)

Security Log One - The Investigation’s Start (pending)

Security Log Two - Be Kind and don’t Rewind (pending)

Security Log Three - What do you use that for? (Pending)

Frankie Morales Masterlist

Main Masterlist

I am excitedly excited about this 😍

The first security log is up. 🥰

Secret Springs Creative Challenge

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