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Drinking after one of Benny’s matches he would. Pope would be offended and start arguing with Frankie in Spanish, Will just shakes his head at how he is the adult right now. Benny waves his hand in his face saying Pope stinks. A slap happens upside Benny’s head. General roughhousing ensues.
With all the peace and love in the world, can you tell me why people love Frankie so much? I feel like it was a small role in a forgettable movie and yet in the Pedroverse he is CONSTANTLY brought up. (He’s cute as hell of course, I just don’t understand the fascination!) 
Nonnie, baby, friendo… I feel you. Triple Frontier - IMO - is not great. In the same way Magic Mike isn’t great. And Magic Mike XXL and Magic Mike’s Last Dance.
Did we watch the movie for the plot? No.
Did we watch it for bunnapphleque? No.
Did we watch it for the HusbandPilotRecoverinAddict? Yes. Yes we fucking did.
Baby, the female gaze is a beautiful rhapsody of a mystery. Some times dancing men who need money catch our eye and other times it’s the slightly out of shape dad bod babygirl who snags us.
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A-little-time-with-you-is-all-that-I-get regards,
I agree with Beefro’s answer 100%. The movie is mid. Isn’t great also isn’t the worst. Just kinda is. Frankie being the most fed up of the group is something I personally relate to. He’s grounded but also man’s got a baby on the way and could use some extra cash, couldn’t we all?
In conclusion, cargo pants, a very well fitted t-shirt with a standard oil hat and bouncy curls that peek out at ya maketh the man. 🤓 It’s science.
Pairing: Dark!Frankie Morales x Fem!Reader
Summary:
Boston. The Frontiersmen is a crime syndicate that deals in drugs, arms, and anything else they can to keep themselves on top. Since the original ring leader, Tom, was allegedly taken out by a rival gang, it's now run by Big Fish, with Pope second in command. Ironhead runs the numbers and Benny is the muscle. Your family member put you down as collateral when they needed credit to score more smack. Problem is, they can't pay it back, and Big Fish & the Frontiersmen always get their payment...
Rating: Explicit 18+ (MDNI)
Chapter Word Count: 4,353
Content Warning: Not smut yet (apologies), references to SA, drugs, violence, threats of violence, crime, food talk, weight talk
Author's Notes: An everlasting and beautiful thank you to @neverwheremoonchild for their never-ending THOTs, hot takes, and for beta'ing this. Your support is why I adore this platform - Thank you, Nevy! 💜🥩💜 Y'all say thank you to Nevy for basically brainstorming this with me!
And this is not the Chubby!Frankie we know and love in the Catfish & the Mouse universe; he's dark, mean, and hungry.
I'll be updating this each week (Monday/Tuesday) until you lose interest or I finish it - let's see what happens first! 👌
Tom and his damn mess. 😑😑😑
I enjoy the dark Frankie though, intimidating people while eating pizza 🍕 It’s how you know Fish is a boss.
