Dieter Bravo x plus size AFAB reader
Rating: Teen
My blog is for readers 18+ MDNI
Word Count: approx 1.1k (I even edited it and couldn’t get it below 1k 😭)
Warnings: mild intoxication, a fall, a flash, that carpet, dated references, alien talk, one pull, a few innuendos, some smoke
Summery: Getting out of the house to a party is great until it’s not. Things are weird. A little less so with Dieter.
Notes: My entry for the @dieterbravobrainrotclub May Drabble challenge. 💚👽👽👽👾 I did really try to keep under 1000 words. Nerdie is wordy 👀 It was at 1.3k so…I did better? 🤣 Anywho I hope it gives you a giggle at the references or just the story itself. 🤭
Prompt: “Do you believe in aliens?”
Trope: Meet-cute
The neon green dress is the main part of your costume and so are the three inch thick black flip flops you thought were cute, but now are impossibly heavy. You added silver and green costume jewelry in addition to a headband with little white spiral bouncy balls on them. It was a good idea coming to this party. At first, you were having fun, dancing, drinking a bit, but that was before you tipped over in these damn flip flops and fell. You didn’t see the small step that led into the middle of the room.
I have no idea how I managed to miss this gorgeous hit of Dieter sweetness.
He is such a darling, helping Moon Pie up when everyone else just stared or laughed.
A gray robe is draped over one of the chairs, by this time, you’ve straightened out your dress and re-adjusted your bra. That shifted too and it felt like each breast had their own rules on rejecting gravity.
I am intimately acquainted with this occurrence. Boobs are an unknown quantity when it comes to remaining in place 🤣
I would very much like to go see the stars with Dieter 💜