happy belated birthday @soloorganaas it's a month late but Finish Your Fucking Fics February has me by the throat. 😘

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It had been a long day.

Scratch that, it had been a long week. A long fucking week of watching his much-younger cousin make doe-eyes at Remus, and find excuses to touch his shoulder or arm or hand, and laugh far too loudly at his dry humor. A long week of enduring the kids and their scheming, because Ginny had got it into her head that the best way to entertain herself in this horrid house was to play matchmaker, and somehow she had pulled everyone else into it, too.

lily: i’ve only known about padfoot for an hour, but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Showed Udo a picture of Udo Lindenberg and he did not make 'blub' nor 'klick' which I think speaks of his shock about the uncanniness

Beach dayyyy ☀️🍉😋🥥🍹🌊

They’re so found family coded

also imagine the dynamic where Peter is dating Evan who is pandoras twin - and pandora is dating xeno who is Peter’s ex… like if that doesn’t make them best friends idk what does

Also picking each ship was terrible as a multi shipper

friday snippet

@strugglequill tagged me in a snippet game and I was in A Mood last night, so have a lil spite ficlet instead.

Open tag for anyone else who wants to play along!

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“Why do you look like the cat that’s got the cream?”

“Because you’ll never believe the book I found in the drawing room.” Sirius holds it up with a flourish. Remus squints at the cover. This close to the full, his eyesight is shit. 

“The Alpha’s Virgin Mate,” Remus finally reads out loud, and then he groans. “No, absolutely not.” 

“I’m certain it’s Molly’s,” Sirius says, dropping down next to where Remus is curled up on the couch in a ball of misery and pulling Remus’s legs into his lap. “Let’s have a look.”