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in some universe Harry’s third year ends with his recently-outed-as-a-werewolf former professor, and his recently-acquitted-escaped-convict godfather queer uncles having some words with the Dursleys
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Source: lonestray
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Wait wait wait what about wolfstar…with baby Harry?!? I might die if he was 1/1000th as cute as baby Scorp though. Hmm. Could be dangerous.
I could not resist this ask omg wolfstar daddies have my HEART 😭😭😭😭😭
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Sirius raises Harry and opens a shop in Knockturn Alley specializing in repairing cursed artifacts and placing protection wards on family heirlooms.
Little Harry sits on the counter, greeting customers and working on his little wizard homeschooling assignments. He has the most essential job of giving the owls that come in with owl orders a treat before they fly off.
If Sirius needs anything abroad for his work, like rare plants or magical objects, or to consult an international contact, he sends Remus. That way, Sirius is always close to Harry, and Remus has a job he won't get fired from.
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happy belated birthday @soloorganaas it's a month late but Finish Your Fucking Fics February has me by the throat. 😘
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It had been a long day.
Scratch that, it had been a long week. A long fucking week of watching his much-younger cousin make doe-eyes at Remus, and find excuses to touch his shoulder or arm or hand, and laugh far too loudly at his dry humor. A long week of enduring the kids and their scheming, because Ginny had got it into her head that the best way to entertain herself in this horrid house was to play matchmaker, and somehow she had pulled everyone else into it, too.
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There are none of the usual signs of Padfoot—canine-related tattoos, black fur on the sofa, an errant chew toy on the floor—but he decides to test it anyway. He closes his eyes, locates the wriggling animal beneath his skin, and tugs.
In a rather explosive poof, he drops to the ground and... bounces? He scrambles to pull himself to his feet, only to find black flippers in place of his paws. A shocked 'arf' escapes his mouth as he flops helplessly across the floor. It would probably be easier to turn back and walk to the mirror, but he’s committed now, artfully shimmying his way across the floor.
He’s a seal. A chubby, black, quite frankly adorable seal. Oh, this is exciting. He twists to his side and lifts his tail, posing for the mirror.
But if he’s a seal... and Remus is in the ocean... Is Remus a merman? Now that’d be something.
It’s always something.
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realised i only ever posted this one on ig soo here we go :D
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seed moon informal pregnancy fest
I have been causing chaos on Discord with @mkaugust and @remuspotterblack for days since seeing this post and now I'm gonna do something about it.
The "seed moon" full moon is April 23rd. Let's knock up Remus. @lizlemonbennet @mellupin I've seen you posting about knocking up Remus in recent days. Anyone else?
Obviously we should knock up Remus outside of April 23rd, but @elder-millennial-trash bullied me so now I am making it an informal thing.
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how is omega remus holding up in labour? is he very mad at sirius for doing this to him?
*rubs my little hands together* Llama, he is so angry. He is so mad at Sirius and his super sperm for doing this to him, but do you know what else? He's furious because Sirius isn't even there.
You see, Sirius had to go do something Very Important for his Very Important Job and now he is stuck! In an elevator! And can't Apparate out for some reason.
Before he left for his Very Important Job, he told Regulus to come over and sit with his mate and get him cups of tea and food because Remus is not to leave his nest or lift a finger under any circumstances. Unfortunately, Regulus is there when Remus goes into labor! Remus is very angry it is Regulus and not his useless husband!
Regulus calls every member of the Order and is like "look, all of you need to find out where Sirius is and break him out, I don't care how many laws you break."
Anyway eventually Kingsley and James break Sirius out of the evil magical elevator and Apparate him home, just in time for Remus to hold his hand really tightly and break three of his fingers while pushing their baby into the world.
Everyone is happy, especially Regulus, who really did not want to have to watch his brother's omega give birth.
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i enjoy the fact that harry had gay uncles and the only person not to realize it is joanne kronut rowlin
Llama! How is pregnant omega remus doing today?
why thank you for asking, imp. i know you care very much about our pregnant man and he appreciates it.
let's see .... remus woke up very grumpy because he is so big now that he cannot roll on his side anymore and he hates being forced to sleep on his back. he also had a hard time getting up from lying down. sirius tried to help him which then led to remus telling him he's not an invalid and he can get up on his own thank you very much (he can't. sirius has to help him)
to make up for all the discomfort sirius's super sperm is causing him he makes him tea and a very elaborate english breakfast with extra pickles on the side and jam for the sausages (don't ask, he's been craving it) ((no eggs because they make him nauseous)). remus is a little less grumpy after that but then sirius sadly has to leave for work since he is doing a Very Important Job and has many Responsibilities (but not without saying goodbye to remus AND the baby)
remus is way too pregnant to work so he busies himself watching tv, reading, calling lily and asking her when this will all be finally over, going to pee every five minutes and still peeing in his pants a little bit when he sits down, and nesting. so far almost every inch of their home is covered in pillows and blankets and stuffed animals and the pantry and kitchen are close to bursting at the seams with all the food he's been hoarding (mostly canned so it doesn't expire quickly) and so much formula they could feed ten babies even if the world ended tomorrow (you never know what could happen okay??? he needs to be prepared!!!!! the baby must eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
the rest of the day he sits in his comfy nest, eats, and misses sirius terribly and texts him a lot until he finally comes home and remus can bury his face in his neck. he complains to him about his aching back and his swollen feet (sirius gives him a feet massage and then a blowjob) and that he looks like an airballoon (sirius tells him he's beautiful and lets him sit on his knot). and then he goes to bed early :))))
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Just hold him down by the throat and jerk him off, it'll fix him I promise
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They want you to belive that this all just happened.
That before this very day there were no parents who loved their gay kids, that there were no trans people who lived authentically, that there were no queer people who were ever happy at all, if they even existed.
They want you to belive that you're the little freak that sprouted up in a garden of perfectly manicured roses. That you're new and suddenly demanding something that's never been done before.
But it's not true.
The truth is that there have always been wildflowers, and sometimes they grew strong and bright and sometimes they got ripped out, but they're older than the garden. And they'll always, always grow back.
We're here, and we've always been here. Don't fucking forget it.
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This top:
These jorts:
plus a dinosaur bucket hat.
I'M JUST SAYING.
Sighing deeply
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hey i’m nosy
there’s uuuuh obviously a lot i could’ve listed, so pick whichever category’s closest