This is the real photo
Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.
and hilariously that is not why it is called that.
It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.
We lucked right into that one....
#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places
Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be
Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.
4-circle Venn diagrams are problematic because they don’t include the intersections of opposite circles without also including one of the other two circles (in this example there’s no AC or BD)
The problem only gets worse with more circles.
You could solve this problem by using different shapes, like ovals
obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
@thebibliosphere Mom this video gives me very strong “you” vibes XD
@theshitpostcalligrapher This whole thing seems RIGHT up your alley, but especially “The Wheel of Time will continue to turn, and I with it, like a nail in a tire.”
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thank you twitter, this is the only recommended topic post I’ll accept
You think that’s bad? At my work I do noncon! (I ship items that are non-conveyable on moving belts)
Y-you ship noncon…
*sigh* this is where the call out post starts, isn’t it
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
You milked Henry VIII?!?
Well Henry VIII had some huge mommy milkers stored in his shoulders
This sure is a website, huh?
BETTER NAMES:
- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed
- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed
- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed
- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed
imagine your ot3
the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed
@renniequeer yes I do want a special bed that’s just for cool girls
I think the best part of this is the lack of railing on the top bunk so #3 can just randomly, dramatically, plop down in between #1 and #2.
The Jigen/Lupin bed, with room for Goemon.
I love new Trekkies
not to be boring but I like when evil characters.... well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.
I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.
As per my last clay tablet,
Please find in my messenger’s sack tablets with the requested tax records.
Forgive me; I carelessly neglected to put the tablets in the previous messenger’s sack. The gods willing they shall be in the present messenger’s sack.
Man people have always been people, haven’t they?
I want to know what period in human evolution we went from “Hee Hoo Termite Mound” to “Complaining About Insufferable Coworkers” because I’m willing to bet it was REAL SHORT. My personal guess is that it was a period of less than 300 years after H. erectus started cooking meat, for no reason other than the observed phenomenon of “Everyone Has A Fucking Opinion About How To Manage The Campfire, Especially People Who Have Exactly No Business Managing Fire”.
Oh, no. I’m convinced the human tendency to go “Dude! I told you to do the thing, or that would happen; and then you DIDN’T do the thing, and what do you know! That happened!!” predates human evolution.
My first picrew is live ... do you dare to create a beaft
yeah that looks about right, thank you
I'm down with this.
I hope the picrew grows, because currently there's a criminal underrepresentation of eagles and bears. But for now, i guess this is me
@draconym thank you it's perfect 😌
OH SHIT, THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
Also 1000% seconding the need for bears and eagles. I wouldn’t mind some owls too... Even if all you added was feathery wings, you could do griffins and pegasi 8D
not to be the 1st person to die in a horror movie but I don’t 100% believe in ghosts and even if they were real I’m much more afraid of capitalism so I’m considering buying a haunted house in the future if that means it’s at a very reduced cost and it’s gonna take way more than doors suddenly closing to change my mind
marry a goth and move into the haunted house together
Bestie you did it you solved the riddle
If multiple homeowners keep “seeing ghosts” in a house that usually means 1) chronic mold problem or 2) carbon monoxide leak, both of which induce hallucinations after prolonged exposure.
So maybe feeling smugly intellectually superior to the previous owners isn’t a good reason to sink money into a property that’s probably riddled with undocumented code violations.
“RIP but I’m different” is generally not considered a sound investment strategy.
I may have carbon monoxide poisoning but at least I have a goth wife
Sorry this is literally the funniest thing ever
I love that school buses are a standard unit of measurement for dinosaurs and dinosaurs only.
Y‘all in USA truely have the strangest units of measurment.
who needs the metric system when you have schoobuses, monster trucks, football fields, and the Empire State Building
Don’t forget Washing Machines
This just in you can now pay up to $9.99 per month to hear the worst takes of your life 😍
Didi here to tell y’all shiftythrifting will never be behind any kind of paywall. We’re poor. You’re poor. We hang out at the THRIFT STORE.
Tumblr already has a subscription model. It’s called “The OF pages of all the sex workers you pushed out in 2018.″
one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line