I Think Nate's the Schmidt

every episode of spn is like okay we’re gonna spilt up dean you go confront an element of the narrative that will make clear how the abuse you endured as a child continues to harm your self worth and makes you repress every desire you’ve ever had. sam you go interrogate the milf

#now now let's be fair about this #sometimes the episode is like okay we're gonna split up. sam you go connect to a character that has qualities considered monstrous #that will make it clear how the traume youv'e endured throughout your life continues to convince you that you are only meant for sacrifice #dean you go get hit on by men (via @sammysundaynatural)

#alternatively#sam you go do in depth research to prove you were going places and had a future before it was uprooted by your destiny#dean you go interrogate the twink (via @nyamafriend​)

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

‘purgatory was pure’ ok gay boy just say you got fucked in the woods and go

this has been haunting me ever since i saw "no one shits in purgatory" discourse on my TL weeks ago, but the facts are: dean was fine getting DP'd by benny and cas in purgatory because there was no shit involved, outside of of getting his hole stretched and prostate rocked there was nothing keeping him present about having sex with other men outside of the sex, but as soon as he got back to the real world and had to give himself an enema before said sex with men, he finally had to either give it up cold turkey or admit that he was bisexual, and guess which path he took

for anyone wondering, i am very sorry to report that this is NOT the actual scene and the real one was,,,, so much worse

fucking VENOM GOT HIM???

I might be the only one who thinks so but CW USA getting exposed for homophobia through Spanish dub canon destiel is a hundred times preferable to CW USA getting praised for giving audience a canon lgbtq ship that covers up years of queerbaiting, straight up misogyny and shitty writers saved only by actors

guys i just wanna make it clear that we're not clowning on spn fans or destiel shippers, y'all have already suffered enough lmao... we're clowning on the writers who queerbaited you for 12 years then did the fastest bury your gays speedrun in history