Title: The Precipice of Tomorrow Author: nemorps Artist: kingcameacallin Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Past Evgeni Malkin/OMC, past Sidney Crosby/Jordan Staal, past Sidney Crosby/Conor Sheary, implied Sidney Crosby/Others Characters: Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Sergei Gonchar, Pittsburgh Penguins Ensemble Tags: non-hockey!au, Edging, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Porn, Exhibitionism, Sex Toys, Bondage, Blindfolds, Fucking Maching, slight Identity Porn Archive warnings: no archive warnings apply Summary: Before discovering Mr.87’s channel, Zhenya hadn’t known edging, ruined orgasms, cock rings that keep you hard and wanting even after you’d come once, men jerking spasmodically while still being touched after coming, any of it was a thing for him. A/N: So… I finally got around to writing that story based on Smollandtoll’s BEAUTIFUL, sexy, Edging!AU. (Feel free to go read that first over here). I’ve changed up a few things, and added a couple other plotlines to the mix :3c so hopefully mine still feels fresh and new 8D Thank you SO, so much to Smollandtoll for giving blanket permission to write stories based on their Headcanons <3 I hope they (and you all) enjoy what I’ve done with the story ^.^

link to fic: The Precipice of Tomorrow link to playlist: The Precipice of Tomorrow

Yes! Help!! 8dD

.... And here is a practical example of why I hardly use Tumblr anymore XP let's try that again, shall we? XD

Yes! Hello!! 8D I am doing kinkuary this year and am enjoying the HELL out of it ^.^ I'm bad at Tumblr, and whenever I log in, I tend to lose several hours to doom scrolling, so discord is a safer bet to keep track of me, but I am posting all of my fics to AO3 ^.^ and that is where you can find my kinkuary collection 8D

I did a bit of a shuffle for today's prompt. I actually posted prompt 12, but that's because I want prompt 8 to be a sequel, so look forward to that!! 8D

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

of course the first thing nate does after winning the cup during pride month is declare his love for sid again

god there really isn't a single day that goes by that I don't think about this

yup.

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

I’ve also seen it used to warn of an accident ahead. Basically anytime someone flashes their brights at you, if your own lights are 1) on, and 2) not on bright, you can take it to mean “slow down and pay attention for the next stretch of road particularly.”

Whether that’s for a speed trap, a herd of deer, or four fire trucks, two ambulances, and a dozen squad cars all clustered around what used to be two vehicles, slowing down and paying attention is good for you and can save you a lot of money and/or heartache.

Just dudes bein bros

opposites attract | pens vs jets, 23 jan 2022

Smiley Sid thanks to the Pens Twitter! Love to see a happy captain!