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i'll pin this again and please do not take this personally: for my own security and the security of those around me i can not interact in any way with any posts or asks asking for requests for assistance at all, especially when related to armed conflicts. my profession makes it so that i must prioritise my own safety and the safety of those around me, especially online.

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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caracalliope

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

Happy 1st anniversary to the Vitamin! I appreciate that - though conceptualized as unattainable - the Vitamin is many things to many people:

  • folic acid + iron
  • antidepressants
  • estrogen
  • testosterone
  • testosterone (party edition)
  • vitamin D
  • moving out of your parents' house (lead poisoning)
  • moving out of your parents' house (parents)
  • vitamin B12 and I think some other B ones
  • sleep
  • Gender
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liz-squids

A couple of years ago I went to my GP and said, "I think maybe I'm a tiny bit anemic?" So he ran blood tests and was like, "You are so anemic that I genuinely don't understand how you are able to work a full-time job." Which was very validating!

And then I had an iron infusion and felt a million times better.

Unfortunately there are still lots of things wrong with me, but maybe ankle surgery will be The Next Vitamin.

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neververy4

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

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nelyafinwe

just love to see that my 2010 dashboard already had their priorities right, eg:

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if i ever interacted with your post and i was Fucking Werid, 1. i am sorry, 2. for the past 5 to 7 years i have ever only logged in here when i am very ready to conk out and/or i am very drunk; 3. please refer to point 1. thanks

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some days in your life you need to listen to turisas - stand up and fight and blind guardian - nightfall in middle-earth back to back and not necessarily in that order

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The deep sea is a haunted house: a place in which things that ought not to exist move about in the darkness.

Julia Armfield, from 'Our Wives Under the Sea'

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my ex boss from my last years of law school when i was doing an internship at a law firm just reached out out of nowhere bc he read that shit was going down in the netherlands (where he thought i still was at) but then i told him i was at [REDACTED] next to an active conflict zone and he just said 'well shit, fuck me for asking'

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