Karyn: [about Thrawn] That man is a hurricane.

Elii: Hah, yeah, he sure is.

Karyn: Hurricanes are bad, Eli.

ezra is massively regretting crashing the chimaera bc it means he has to hear about thrawn missing eli every. single. day.

smooth

posting my thranto doodles here cuz why not

More of @confuzing ‘s mummy au. This scene always cracks me up.

This is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy birthday Eli

Eli: Carry me. Thrawn: Can you not walk? Eli: Of course I can walk, but what's the point of having in you those biceps if not to carry me around?

Thrawn: On occasion, I do not make the best decisions.

[earlier that day]

Eli: What the hell is that?

Thrawn, holding a 4 foot yellow lizard: A ysalamir, I found it in the bushes.

No but for real if we get to see Eli on the Ahsoka series and when they find thrawn and Ezra Eli says "Good day, Grand Admiral" I'm going to scream and then die

Un'hee: Dad, can you just please tell Thrawn that I can take a two-hour break and go to a party?

Eli: Nope. I'm not stepping into that one. We’re not playing good cop/Thrawn.

The Chiss sent Thrawn out to get some milk thinking he'd be back in a year tops and a decade later they get a call, like, "Yeah so I run all the grocery stores in this sector now. Btw can you look after my favorite bag boy? K thnx miss you kiss kiss." Perfection.

In Thrawn's defense they didn't specify where to get the milk from

They really ought to have known to be more specific with Mr. Preemptive Strike. That's on them.

Ar'alani probably figured she'd end up with a crate full of deus ex machina yogurt or something but even this ended up being a bit much. 🌌🐋🥛

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Eli, about to brew caf in the morning:

Thrawn: I really don’t think you should add that much…

Eli, while adding the entire bag: Caf cures my anxiety

Thrawn: I don’t think it works like tha-

Eli, pouring a second packet of caf: MORE GRAMMES, LESS DAMNS!

Thrawn: i have an excellent observational skills, i can determine a person's character and emotions from a simple glance.

Faro: Eli has been in love with you for years.

Thrawn:

Thrawn: What?

ghost crew + thranto headcanons

The pairing of Thrawn's tactical brilliance with Hera's compassion and integrity made for a lethal combination. When they would willingly work together. Very much a 'this is our get-along shirt' type of situation.

Sabine has designed many pairs of crazy sunglasses to hide Thrawn's eyes on undercover missions.

And it was. After two months of annoying/pranking Thrawn with no reaction, a badly timed whoopie cushion prank ended with Thrawn yelling at Ezra for two minutes in incomprehensible, vicious Cheunh before refusing to speak to him for a week. Hera made Ezra promise that he would stop bullying Thrawn for the sake of sparing the rest of the crew awkwardness. Ezra kept that promise (for the most part).

Eli was horrified to find out that Ezra hasn't had a single day of proper education. 'I lived on a planet with zero resources because of the Empire, when would I have learned trigonometry' Eli offered to teach him some stuff, and Ezra actually ended up enjoying it. Not that he liked to admit it.

The crew often mocks Thrawn and Eli's as private school wankers, as the majority of them missed decent schooling because they had their childhoods during wartime. (no one risked making fun of Sabine however lest they be punched)

Both Hera and Kanan believed that Thrawn's reserved demeanour meant that he would be a good influence and keep Sabine, Ezra, Zeb and Chopper out of trouble during missions.

*cut to an entire supply depot exploding in a brilliant array of artistically poignant colours*