children in horror movies are great bc they Commit. trying to get an adult to scream in terror requires them to unlearn all the societal teachings that tell them not to be loud or startling. children are ready to put 110% of their lung capacity into making a noise at any time.

adult: i trained with a vocal coach so i knew i wouldn’t strain my larynx during filming…

child: you want me to scream? ok-

AAAAAAAAAAA

does everybody else open tumblr first thing in the morning like its a fuckin daily report or is that just me

you understand me

BEHOLD

I’M AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. I’M AT THE TAROT HUT. I’M AT THE COMBINATION WAFFLE HOUSE AND TAROT HUT.

For the first time since 2016. We needed this. Cultural reset. A new age dawns. The goat has turned to ash and with it burned our sins.

We are pro goat burning on this blog. Anti goat burners can take that shit somewhere else.