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The Avengers & Friends Swimsuit Special - (2022)

Fake comic covers inspired by The Swimsuit Special, an annual magazine-styled comic book published by Marvel Comics from 1991 to 1995. If you are interested in my other Marvel series, check out my Marvel Series Masterpost. ♥

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amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

- tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

- “titan-killing long term booty-call”

- “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

- m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

- dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

- “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

- vision: “you could never hurt me.”

- rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

- nick fury’s “motherfu-“

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anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

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I’m fucking losing it at Logan ignoring the Avengers

Avengers: Hey Logan share your popcorn.

Logan: What popcorn?

the avengers: hey logan whats your number we need to add you to the group chat

logan, visibly texting the x men: i dont have a phone

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Can you imagine the avengers being the judges for americas got talent or the x-factor? If all are not allowed, thor, Tony, Steve and clint wud probably be the funniest

I have never seen either of these shows but I can imagine it goes like this:

Steve uses the Captain America is Disappointed In You face to make sure everyone is allowed on to judge. Not that the TV execs mind. They make it a special Avengers Edition and everyone is hype about it. Ad slots are almost as expensive as the Super Bowl.

Thor has no idea what’s going on but adores everyone. Even if they suck. He appreciates that they try anyway.

Clint’s answers range wildly from snotty (to the people with huge egos) to saccharine (to the people who are good but maybe didn’t do well). And there is one memorable occasion where everything he says is literally the opposite than what he would have said normally and in a behind the scenes video on Youtube it shows him turning to Tony with a straight face and putting his hearing aids in and saying “What even happened.”

Steve is kind but fair, and offers the contestants suggestions on what they could do to improve. They listen and nod solemnly, then go backstage and squee to the cameras “Captain America gave me advice!”

Tony is fair as well, but is also hilarious, and takes the sting out of everything with jokes. They smile and laugh as they listen, then go backstage and squee “Tony Stark/Iron Man gave me advice!”

Bruce just gives everyone a thumbs up. Except for That One Guy. You know the type of guy. Bruce gives him a long look before very emphatically giving That One Guy a thumbs down and disappointed shake of the head. It’s the most hilarious moment in the show that upstages everything and he becomes a reaction gif. Clint and Tony are both slightly jealous.

Natasha doesn’t say much until the end when a group of girls comes on and steals the show and the Avengers are stunned silent and the girls are getting so nervous–And then Natasha stands up on the judges’ table and just yells “YESSSS *BEEPBEEP* SLAY THEM!” She also becomes a reaction gif but no one is jealous because honestly the only ones not surprised are the other Avengers. “Oh my God Black Widow thinks we’re awesome,” one of the girls blurts out as soon as they’re backstage. “I could die right now and not regret a thing.”

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OK, but hear me out: What if the Avengers had YouTube Channels?

Clint has a channel where he tries to recreate Pinterest and BuzzFeed DIY’s. You know that type of videos: chaos, DIY’s gone really, really wrong and a lot of (unnecessary) cursing.

“Today we’re going to try to make this sprinkle-shooting arrow. Look at how pretty this sh*t is!”

“It’s on fire! ITS ON FU*KING FIRE!

“OK, that fu*ked up pretty bad”

(Clint Barton in a nutshell)

Caption: “Oh, did that explode? Yeah, it exploded. Sh*t, man. Laura’s gonna kill me.”

Thor had to do vlogs. Like, have you seen him? This six feet guy, all beefy and worked out, walking around New York being all like “I shall buy the midgardian drink known as coffee this splendorous morning.” 

And then Jane takes him shopping and he just freaks out about the things we invent… And then movie night (am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious to get Thor to watch a horror movie??). 

He is front line in any protest or march, even if he is not entirely sure of what’s happening. A treasure everyone should protect.

Caption: That one blog, that one time.

Don’t tell me Tony and Bruce don’t have a collaboration channel where they do experiments and essentially blow things up, because you’re wrong. 

Tony is the one who keeps saying there aren’t enough explosives yet (Really, Bruce. You don’t see it? If we don’t put more TNT in there, it won’t work) and Bruce is he more sensible one (Tony, there’s three kilograms of dynamite in there. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IS THAT?). 

And all their videos end up with stuff either blowing up in their faces or melting through tables. But people still love them, because they are hilarious.

Caption: “Hello guys. Today we are going to do a thermonuclear… Tony, NO. LEAVE THAT ALONE.”

The kind of multi content uploader is Natasha. She has a series dedicated completely to self-defense, specially aimed to women, where Steve is a regular guest. 

But she also makes beauty videos like 15 Beauty Hacks the Government Doesn’t Want you to Know How to Die Your Hair Red Like the Blood of Your Enemies” “Deadly Beauty: The Secret to Russian Spies’ flawless skin. or Three Winter Outfits You Can Totally Kill Someone With.

Caption: “Here I am, being better than everyone, as usual”

And last, but not least, Steve Rogers. He does deep reflections every Friday and uploads motivational videos once a month. One of his videos and you are sure to feel strong enough to conquer the world. 

His motivational speeches have moved armies to win battles, and they’re sure to move you to get outta the sofa. But the question remains: Did he write that down or made it up from the top of his head?

Caption: I would say something, but it would be rubbish compared to what Captain America has to say, so I’ll just won’t.

*heavy breathing*

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OK, but hear me out: What if the Avengers had YouTube Channels?

Clint has a channel where he tries to recreate Pinterest and BuzzFeed DIY’s. You know that type of videos: chaos, DIY’s gone really, really wrong and a lot of (unnecessary) cursing.

“Today we’re going to try to make this sprinkle-shooting arrow. Look at how pretty this sh*t is!”

“It’s on fire! ITS ON FU*KING FIRE!

“OK, that fu*ked up pretty bad”

(Clint Barton in a nutshell)

Caption: “Oh, did that explode? Yeah, it exploded. Sh*t, man. Laura’s gonna kill me.”

Thor had to do vlogs. Like, have you seen him? This six feet guy, all beefy and worked out, walking around New York being all like “I shall buy the midgardian drink known as coffee this splendorous morning.” 

And then Jane takes him shopping and he just freaks out about the things we invent… And then movie night (am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious to get Thor to watch a horror movie??). 

He is front line in any protest or march, even if he is not entirely sure of what’s happening. A treasure everyone should protect.

Caption: That one blog, that one time.

Don’t tell me Tony and Bruce don’t have a collaboration channel where they do experiments and essentially blow things up, because you’re wrong. 

Tony is the one who keeps saying there aren’t enough explosives yet (Really, Bruce. You don’t see it? If we don’t put more TNT in there, it won’t work) and Bruce is he more sensible one (Tony, there’s three kilograms of dynamite in there. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IS THAT?). 

And all their videos end up with stuff either blowing up in their faces or melting through tables. But people still love them, because they are hilarious.

Caption: “Hello guys. Today we are going to do a thermonuclear… Tony, NO. LEAVE THAT ALONE.”

The kind of multi content uploader is Natasha. She has a series dedicated completely to self-defense, specially aimed to women, where Steve is a regular guest. 

But she also makes beauty videos like 15 Beauty Hacks the Government Doesn’t Want you to Know How to Die Your Hair Red Like the Blood of Your Enemies” “Deadly Beauty: The Secret to Russian Spies’ flawless skin. or Three Winter Outfits You Can Totally Kill Someone With.

Caption: “Here I am, being better than everyone, as usual”

And last, but not least, Steve Rogers. He does deep reflections every Friday and uploads motivational videos once a month. One of his videos and you are sure to feel strong enough to conquer the world. 

His motivational speeches have moved armies to win battles, and they’re sure to move you to get outta the sofa. But the question remains: Did he write that down or made it up from the top of his head?

Caption: I would say something, but it would be rubbish compared to what Captain America has to say, so I’ll just won’t.

*heavy breathing*

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bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

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#ok but do yourself a favor and think about the fantastically heartwrenching arc of tony’s repulsor tech in IM1#it starts off as part of the jericho missile#‘the crown jewel of stark industries’ freedom line’#then he gets home from captivity ‘i realized that i have more to offer this world than just making things that blow up’#RT is incorporated in the suit; they’re meant to be flight stabilizers; ‘completely harmless’#(and when Tony is flying with them; that’s the first time we see him being honest to god deliriously happy)#gala: tony finds out about gulmira; ‘Tony you can’t afford to be this naive’#'i was naive before; when they said here’s the line; we don’t cross it; this is how we do business. if we’re double dealing under the table-#are we?’#tony’s IM1 arc isn’t so much about a ~personality change; its loss of innocence#it’s figuring out the system he’s been a part of and its about his determining where his responsibilities lie#tony’s been in the 'freedom line’ game since forever; 'tony stark wants to save the world’#there’s a fierce idealism there somewhere; cloaked in world-weary skepticism: to achieve peace; you need to fire the weapon once#you need military money to promote scientific progress. 'it’s an imperfect world but it’s the only one we’ve got’#so scratch that it’s not a loss of innocence; it’s a loss of ignorance. broadened perspective#and finding the will to dream something else into being; something better#still woefully constrained by reality though. tony needs to sit down again he needs to weaponize the repulsors again. and it’s a sort of#violence; he tests them against HIS THINGS against HIS OWN REFLECTION it’s violent and exhausting but it’s not dreamless; because it’s#symbolic: there were more weapons in the suit he could use but he still finds the time to specifically readjust the hostile capabilities of#the RT bc he’s gonna use that to kill that OTHER RT tool he saw in christine’s pictures; the jericho. he’s making a statement that the world#wouldn’t even see; this is just for HIM; he’s gonna kill the jericho using iron man repulsors and its for HIM it’s his symbolic satisfaction#it’s the arc that he’s consciously creating; and even through the turmoil and the fog of his self loathing and history#despite the skepticism and his logic and EVERYTHING#it’s still idealistic it’s still 'tony stark wants to save the world’ it’s his heart that’s carrying him along and away#and that’s where he always loses himself too; in his own heart#what am i even saying anymore i love im1 so much#tony stark#mcu#favorite movie (via @knightinironarmor)

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mcu meme  - 4/10 scenes.

It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.
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I see this scene reblogged a lot off the one Hiddleston blog I follow, but it almost always ends with Loki’s “There are no men like me” line, which is completely missing the fucking point of the scene. And I get that it’s about the Hiddleslove, which is great, but it’s completely missing the fucking point of the scene. And it is a very important point.

This is one of my favourite moments in the whole MCU because of its incredible power and strength. This is not Captain America with his super soldier serum juice standing up to a god. This isn’t even a young man who might think he’s somehow got a chance against the prick with the horns. This is an old, old man who knows, who knows, that he’s probably going to die because of what he’s doing, but he is not going to kneel to another man like Hitler.

Maybe he did, seventy years ago. Maybe that’s why he would rather die now than remain on his knees. Maybe he *didn’t*. Maybe he fought against his own countrymen, because he wouldn’t kneel to a man like this. Maybe he’s always been one to stand up. Maybe he lost everything once because of it. Everything except his integrity, and maybe he’s ready to die instead of risking losing that now, at the end of his life. Maybe his integrity cost him so fucking much seventy years ago that he hopes he’s going to die for it now because he almost wishes he’d have died for it then, but if he’s going to die for it, he’s goddamn well going to die with it.

Maybe he’s a Holocaust survivor. Maybe he’s Jewish. Maybe he’s gay. Maybe he’s Romani. We don’t know.

We don’t know anything about this man, except he’s the bravest goddamn person in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

And that’s why it bothers me every time I see this scene go by with his response cut from it. Because it’s missing. the. point.

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