Wibbly-Wobbly Ramblings

(408): Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship

(817): Last one there wins

(818): I have acquired a mango…tonight is successful so far

(818): Her name is susan

(627): The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.

(760): Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.

(956): I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn’t fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.

(401): He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up…what did I do right?

(216): The dysfunction is strong in this one.

(301): I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry

(330): she’s p upset bro

(1-330): Where is he. I have a sword.