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“The stabilized double-paradox is an advanced time travel maneuver, useful in making isolated timelines for recreational world domination.” -QuietPineTrees
Coniferous University grad students can learn this technique in Prof. Darling’s doctorate-level course, “Time Travel 4003: Those Puny Mortals.” Chronological ethics coursework is a mandatory prerequisite. Additional details are available in 1934.