Wibbly-Wobbly Ramblings

High quality plot twist

So I finally made a uquiz to see how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.

One of THE most underrated moments in all of Star Wars comics:  THAT TIME ANAKIN WAS WORKING ON REPAIRING HIS SUIT WITH ONLY THE FORCE WHILE HE WAS SUBMERGED IN A FOGGY BACTA TANK. This doesn’t even seem like a struggle for him, he just casually does it and, sure, it’s hilarious when Anakin Literal Force Baby Skywalker just casually picks up new talents and is like, “What?  Like it’s hard?” about it, consider: A NOT UNCOMMON SIGHT IN THE JEDI TEMPLE: Anakin stuffing his face with a space taco while in line at the Temple refectory, casually spilling it down the front of his tabard because he’s too hungry to eat properly, because MILITARY RATIONS SUCK AND HE NEEDED REAL FOOD OH SWEET FORCE THANK GOD IT’S TACO TUESDAY IN THE JEDI TEMPLE, also meanwhile Artoo screaming wildly behind him while Anakin floats him along in the Force, flying wrenches and pliers and soldering iron poking and prodding into Artoo’s open processing core, sparks flying every which way, not a single wire out of place of where it should be while Anakin meanwhile is grabbing five more tacos and trying to see if he can fit two of them in his mouth at the same time. Unfortunately, Anakin is the only one who can understand Artoo’s screaming at least look at me while you’re operating on me, you karking bastard!!! but Anakin’s too busy squirting the bottle of hot sauce directly into his mouth in between maybe-kinda-sorta chewing his food to do anything more than poke another set of pliers right up into Artoo’s sensitive places. Half of the Jedi are staring at him like “what the actual fuck, Anakin”, the other half are like, “yeah, he does that, pass the pepper flakes, I’m starving” and eat their space tacos with slightly more dignity. Obi-Wan is in the corner, one hand scrubbed over his face, like, “I have been pretending not to see this for ten years, I’m not going to suddenly be able to see things now.”

Anyway here’s a good boy and some smug asshole

rb to be rinsed and squeezed

Having the time of ferret's life!

the thrill of finding out what you were made for

I wish all of you a moment of joy this complete

happy wednesday

This is better than any snl sketch

🔫 bitch i don’t miss and i aim for the chest 🔫

grogu abandoned his water gun and is still winning

breaking news: grogu djarin claims leadership of both mandalore and the former hutt criminal empire led by boba fett after defeating their leaders in rightful combat

this looks so good!

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music

the ray charles replicant is undergoing a severe system malfunction because of how sexy that crêpe looks

For the love of God do NOT unmute

wrong they all should

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

And the next step…

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

I’m DYING.

More accurately

“poodles are water dogs” they said

@glumshoe this but Pokémon

Too bad Chiss don’t have a spot in their names where a middle name would naturally go. Grand Admiral “History Philosophy Art” Thrawn, Senior Captain “Perhaps” Thrawn, and Mitth “please let me do a preemptive strike” ‘raw’nuruodo don’t have the right vibes