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*Kallus somehow getting captured together with Ezra
Kallus: Ok so you’ve done this a million times
Kallus: What’s your usual escape plan?
Ezra, confused: PLAN?
Ezra: You think I had a plan all these times???
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Kanan: Why are you in the fridge?
Sabine: We’re making a cake.
Ezra: The recipe said to chill in the fridge for an hour.
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Kanan: Were you even listening to me??
Ezra: No. Sorry, my attention span is shorter than I am.
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Ezra: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Kanan: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Ezra: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!?
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Kanan: Pick a card. Any card.
Ezra: ‘kay!
Kanan:
Kanan: ‘Any card’ does not include my credit card, put that back in my wallet
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Sabine: I have a problem.
Ezra: If it’s harder than 2+2, I can’t help.
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Kallus: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Thrawn: I do have a sense of humor you know
Kallus: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Thrawn: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Stormtrooper: Tell me your names.
Ezra: Don’t tell him anything, Sabine!
*Stormtrooper writes down Sabine*
Sabine: Ezra, you idiot!
*Stormtrooper writes down Ezra*
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Ahsoka: I accidentally indulged in too much ‘Me time’
Ahsoka: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six years and presumed dead by the whole Rebellion.
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Stromtrooper, pointing a gun: You wanna die today?
Ezra: Yeah, kinda.
Stromtrooper, lowering gun: Damn, you wanna talk about it?
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Ezra: Oh, I lost Sabine.
Ezra, loudly: Graffiti’s not real art!
Sabine: WHO SAID THAT?!
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Ezra: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.
Luke: …That’s what tax evasion is.
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Kanan: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea-
Ezra: -and I ignore you, yeah.
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Ezra: Yes, I swing both ways.
Ezra: Violently.
Ezra: With a lightsaber.
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Ezra: Welcome to Rebellion! Please leave your sanity and common sense at the door.
Kallus: Won’t I need those?
Ezra: Not anymore.
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Ezra: Welcome to Rebellion! Please leave your sanity and common sense at the door.
Kallus: Won’t I need those?
Ezra: Not anymore.
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Kallus: Aw, you poor thing.
Ezra: Please don’t bring my financial status into this.