Wibbly-Wobbly Ramblings

Mace, a 6′3″ (1.92m) tall man: Hey Ezra, when are you getting your growth spurt? 

Depa, 5′6″ (1.68m) tall: Yes young one, when are you growing up.

Kanan, 6′3″ (1.92m): They said Ezra was done growing.

Mace: Ezra…

Ezra, 5′4″ (1.65m): This is as tall as I’m gonna get. 

Mace: you want to be a runt your whole life?

Depa: wheezing

Mace: what do you feed this kid Caleb? He’s a runt!

Kanan and Depa: 😆 😂 

Ezra: 😒 

Ezra: Thanks, Mom… Why is everyone staring at me?

Sabine: You just called Hera mom; you said thanks, mom.

Ezra: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, ma’am.

Hera: Do you see me as a mother figure, Ezra?

Ezra: No. If anything I see you as a smother figure, because you’re always smothering me.

Kanan: Hey, show your mother some respect.

Ezra: I didn’t call Hera mom.

Hera: No, no. Ezra, I take it as a compliment.

Zeb: It’s not a big deal. I called Kallus dad once and he’s my fiancé.

Ezra: Guys, jump on that. Zeb has psycho-sexual issues.

Sabine: Old news. But you calling Hera mommy.

Ezra: Hey, mommy is not on the table here.

Captured Imperial: Well, you did call her mom, dude.

Ezra: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

Captured Imperial: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the mommy thing that happened.

Ezra: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Hera: I believed you-

Ezra: Thank you.

Hera: -son. You want to talk about it later over flying lessons?

Ezra: I’d like that