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when i was a kid my mom worked at saks fifth avenue in chevy chase MD for ~10yrs during which time she met a bunch of awesome people that i was unfortunately too young to care about at the time (shed a tear 4 all the autographs i didn’t get lmao). in like ‘98 or ‘99, harrison ford’s there shooting random hearts (his wife is a saks buyer or s/t in the movie idk) but like between takes he’s browsing the store and picks up this pretty container of bath salts called “madame fifi” and thinks it’s HEE-LARIOUS. george lucas is also there to hang out with his ~pal harrison~ even though he had nothing to do with the movie, and they share a chuckle over the name of the thing. anyway so then harrison ford takes the aforementioned bath salts to my mom at the counter and is like “lol look at that name, it’s so funny!!!” and my mom’s like “ya lol” and then he hands it to her to ring up and she does and then they both kind of stare at each other and then he’s like “…it’s for a birthday gift” (in that “i’m totally not buying this frilly shit for myself, i promise” way) and my mom’s all “that’s nice :)” and continues to wait (because saks is a High Class Establishment and it’s more courteous to let the Client do things at their own pace or some shit) and then george lucas who is standing behind him at this point is like “uh, harrison, i think she wants to know how you’re going to pay for that” and then harrison ford turns BEET RED and turns to george lucas and is like “WELL THEN PAY FOR IT!!!!” all flustered and that’s the story of how my mom embarrassed the shit out of harrison ford over frilly french bath salts the end

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