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Zeb: hey, guys, uh... so Kallus and i have kinda been dating.
Kanan: ...okay.
Sabine: hasn't that been going on for a while?
Kallus: no - well, yes, but we've been keeping it secret. now we're ... announcing it.
Hera: so what do you want from us?
Kallus: nothing?
Kanan: Good.
Zeb: we just thought you - never mind.
Eli: are we doing announcements? because i lost my favorite pen.
Thrawn: Click or cap?
Eli: Click.
Ezra: On it
Sabine: Do you support gay rights?
Thrawn: I am gay.
Ezra: He's dodging the question!
Thrawn: In the Clone Wars, when I met General Skywalker-
Kanan: You met General Anakin Skywalker?!
Thrawn: Yes, many years ago-
Ezra: You've met a Jedi Knight and you never said anything? With all the stupid art crap you tell us?
Ezra: Ugh, how do the imps always seem to know where we are?
Thrawn: Did you remember to change your tiktok account to private?
Ezra:
Thrawn: Bridger, you set it to private, yes?
Ezra:
Thrawn: Bridger
Ezra: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 20 years.
Kanan: [whispers] Does he think we’re 50?
Eli: No, no. He's just really bad at math.
Pryce: *laughing* You’ll never stop me!
Hera: That’s where you’re wrong! We’ll stop you with the powers of-
Sabine: Friendship!
Kanan: Harmony!
Thrawn: *covered in blood* Strategic violence.
Ezra: And love!
Ezra: Ugh, how do the imps always seem to know where we are?
Thrawn: Did you remember to change your tiktok account to private?
Ezra:
Thrawn: Bridger, you set it to private, yes?
Ezra:
Thrawn: Bridger
Ezra: Ugh, how do the imps always seem to know where we are?
Thrawn: Did you remember to change your tiktok account to private?
Ezra:
Thrawn: Bridger, you set it to private, yes?
Ezra:
Thrawn: Bridger
Hera: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Thrawn: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back…
Sabine: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Ezra: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 5 years.
Eli: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kanan: Mental stability, my old friend!
Kallus: Get in line, Kanan.
Zeb: My entire civilization! How did you pull this off!
Hera: ...Guys, could you lighten up a little?
Sabine: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you asking any questions.
Thrawn: Only if you do not also ask any questions.
Thrawn: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Sabine: ...
Thrawn: ...
Sabine: This one is fine.
The pairing of Thrawn's tactical brilliance with Hera's compassion and integrity made for a lethal combination. When they would willingly work together. Very much a 'this is our get-along shirt' type of situation.
Sabine has designed many pairs of crazy sunglasses to hide Thrawn's eyes on undercover missions.
'I wonder how much I have to annoy him until he snaps'
'Ezra that is a terrible idea'
And it was. After two months of annoying/pranking Thrawn with no reaction, a badly timed whoopie cushion prank ended with Thrawn yelling at Ezra for two minutes in incomprehensible, vicious Cheunh before refusing to speak to him for a week. Hera made Ezra promise that he would stop bullying Thrawn for the sake of sparing the rest of the crew awkwardness. Ezra kept that promise (for the most part).
Eli was horrified to find out that Ezra hasn't had a single day of proper education. 'I lived on a planet with zero resources because of the Empire, when would I have learned trigonometry' Eli offered to teach him some stuff, and Ezra actually ended up enjoying it. Not that he liked to admit it.
The crew often mocks Thrawn and Eli's as private school wankers, as the majority of them missed decent schooling because they had their childhoods during wartime. (no one risked making fun of Sabine however lest they be punched)
'Guys, you just need to switch the HDMI cable'
'Oooo where did you learn that, the Royal Imperial Academy?'
Both Hera and Kanan believed that Thrawn's reserved demeanour meant that he would be a good influence and keep Sabine, Ezra, Zeb and Chopper out of trouble during missions.
*cut to an entire supply depot exploding in a brilliant array of artistically poignant colours*
Thrawn: This man is the one that tipped off the Empire. He did not pass the vibe check.
Sabine: Ezra, I’m begging you to stop teaching him modern slang.
