STOP!! NORMALIZING!!!! PUTTING!!!! KETCHUP!!!! IN!! THE!! FRIDGE!!
SOME? PLEOPLE? PUT? KETCHUP? IN? THE? FRIDGE? TO? COPE????
If you put ketchup in the fridge YOU ARE VALID!!!1!1!1
Just following directions, bro.
Do…do people NOT refrigerate their ketchup?
If you think putting cold ketchup on hot fries is ok, then you’re wrong. Simple as that.
Nah. It belongs in the fridge.
Let me ask you all this: when you go out to a restaurant to eat, do you have to ask for ketchup from the fridge? Or is it sitting on the table at room temperature? When you go to a fast food place, are the ketchup packets cold? EXACTLY.
Both of those items are consumed at such a rate that they don’t have a chance to go bad. There’s a reason the ketchup has to be refilled at a restaurant every night… people use it up quickly. Logic, I know. Painful. #exactly
omg i posted this as a joke and i literally started a fucking 32k note discourse about warm ketchup lmao i hate this post