BREAKING NEW ANDOR SHIP: HEERV

I promise you already love Heerv even though you don’t know them yet. You haven’t shipped it until now, and you’re sad for all the moments you spent watching Andor without knowing of Heerv. But that’s ok because you can open your heart to this wholesome Imperial duo and go back and watch all the Imperial scenes with a lighter heart now.  First of all, we all love Heert, right? He’s Dedra’s little munchkin. Stays late to help with reports, probably provides the whole office with coldbrew each morning, and is definitely absolutely not gonna eventually backstab and usurp her rank at all. 

And we all know Corv. Dedra’s undercover spy on the ground on Ferrix whom she trusted to be her only guard while on out on the street. 

Well if you’re like me, you didn’t realize that Corv was ALSO the other guy in uniform when Heert went to collect Syril at the Bureau of Standards…

And when she interrogates him….

And … pretty much every other scene where they needed to show more than just Heert as her staffer.

They’ve obviously been working together for a good time. Look at that look Corv gives Heert. These are someone who can speak without words. There’s a million things Corv is saying here, and Heert understands entirely. 

But the best part? Dedra’s aware of the whole thing and mama bears the absolute crap out of her baby boys. Newest headcanon? Our girl here is aroace and lives for Heert and Corv’s constant gossip. Hell, she’s helped celebrate their anniversaries before by making restaurant reservations for them that only people above a certain rank can make. 

Bonus: When she tells Heert that he should go home because she didn’t realize how late they’d stayed at the office? It was because last time Heert stayed at work too late, Dedra got passive aggressive texts from Corv for a week until she promised she wouldn’t do it again without warning him first. And she was sorry the dinner was cold when Heert did finally get home. 

Though she also learned never to trust him in matters of self care: 

Still in doubt? Listen to the munchkin himself:

And why “munchkin”? Look back at all of these stills and see how JUST TINY HE IS. HES SO ADORABLE.  GUYS HELP. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH (Inflicted on me and thus you by @mittheresabosen​) 

@mayhaps-a-blog wrote:

AND. YEAH. CORVHEERT IS BETTER. YOU’RE RIGHT.

In fact it’s SO corvheert it snuck up even on us. Truly amazing. Sneaky, stealth ship. It’s the submarine of Andor.