nekobakaz reblogged
Favs Who Would Help Me Beat Up My Dad
In honor of Father's Day, here is a list of my favorite BSD men who I think would help me destroy that piece a shit.
- Ryunosuke Akutagawa - "Rashōmon: Sawarabi!!!!!"
- Chuuya Nakahara - would gleefully throw him 30,000 feet in the air and high five me when he went splat.
- Ango Sakaguchi- wouldn't physically fight him but would make his life a living hell and let the tax office know he hasn't paid a penny since like 1998.
- Yukichi Fukuzawa- I think he'd give my dad a decent right hook and then take me and Ranpo out for ice cream.
- Nikolai Gogol - would use his portals to shove my dad's head up his own ass and then drop him off a bridge.
I don’t go here (I’ve not watched BSD) but this is the exact energy I needed for today thank you
