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Wibbly-Wobbly Ramblings

@nekobakaz / nekobakaz.tumblr.com

Hi!! I'm Corina! Check out my About Page! Autistic, disabled, artist, writer, geek. Asexual. nekomics.ca .banner by vastderp, icon by lilac-vode
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coyoterodeo

do any other autistic ppl use the closed captioning (subtitles) on netflix/other videos? i don’t have any hearing disabilities but for some reason they really help me focus on whatever i’m watching. idk if its an autistic thing or just a Thing, what do yall do?

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nekobakaz

I do it!! Sometimes what people say is too quiet for me to understand, or there's too much going on for me to filter it. So closed captions!

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Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?
Suspect: I'm Bob.
Kid: why are you here?
Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.
Kid: why?
Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.
Kid: why?
Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid: why?
Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.
Kid: why?
Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?
Kid: why?
Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...
Kid: why?
Suspect: just because.
Kid: because why?
Suspect: because I said so!
Kid: why?
Kid: whyyyy?
Kid: why why why why why why why why
Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-
Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST
Kid: why
Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid: why
Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-
Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!
I KILED THEM ALL!!!
Kid: why
Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED
Kid: why
Suspect: I...I don't know.
Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos
Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.
Kid: can I have a lollipop now?
Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.
Kid: why
Head Detective: oh dear god
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mizkit

My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?”

I said I didn’t know exactly, but sometimes people lost arms or legs through accidents or didn’t have them for other reasons.

My son instantly said, “Gobber (from How to Train Your Dragon) lost his arm AND his leg and now he has to use tools in their places!”

I kind of collected my jaw and said, “That’s right, and that man is just like Gobber. There’s a special word we use for those kinds of tools. It’s ‘prosthetics’.”

“Prosthetics,” said my son, with satisfaction, and on we went without any further discussion about it.

But then we got on the bus, and there was a young black woman with her hair pulled back in a big floofy afro ponytail, and my son, who has seen the trailers for the new Annie movie, said, in delight, “She has hair like Annie’s!”

Representation matters.

Reblogging because, yes it does. And because this post is a great example of why representation matters not only to the people seeing themselves represented in movies books etc. but also for everyone else.

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prokopetz

You can discover the weirdest things digging into your family history.

For example:

  • Apparently, I have a great-great-uncle who was cursed by a witch after stiffing her on the repayment of one-dollar loan. (Why he borrowed a dollar from a witch in the first place is not recorded.)
  • I also have a great-grandfather, a beekeeper by profession, who’s alleged to have spontaneously combusted one day while tending his bees.

As far as I can tell, these events are completely unrelated - the two men are on different branches of the family tree, and never met - but I can’t help but imagine that somewhere out there, there’s a witch with unbelievably bad aim.

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UN says end cure culture and Listen to Autistics about Autism

From the United Nations Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights:

“The autism spectrum should be understood from a broader perspective, including in research. We call for caution about enthusiastic attempts to find the causes of autism and ways to ‘cure’ autism through sophisticated but not necessarily ethical research. Autism as a condition is a critical challenge for modern health systems, in which we need to ensure that the practice and science of medicine is never again used to cause the suffering of people.

More investment is needed in services and research into removing societal barriers and misconceptions about autism. Autistics persons should be recognized as the main experts on autism and on their own needs, and funding should be allocated to peer-support projects run by and for autistic persons.”

I discovered this because it was posted by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network facebook page.

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weirdvintage

A surefire way for mothers to get their sons to tuck in their shirts, 1940s style (via Kitsch-Slapped)

The illustrated boy looks pretty darn pleased with his cute new lace edging.

I can see him now meeting his friends at the soda fountain. 

'Fellows, check out Mom's latest effort at mind control.' (spins)

(chorus of whistles and applause)

'Why, Jimmy, I do believe you've started a fashion!'

'Let's go to the Woolworth and get lace edging for all our shirts!’

'Doug can sew them on, he got his Handicraft merit badge last summer!'

'Never regretted it.'

'Jimmy, your mom has some internalised misogyny to figure out.'

'Don't I know it.'

Stealing this for soft butch looks.

Might have to do thsi for myself.

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shoutout to the autistic girls, boys, and nonbianaries that refuse to wear pants and instead wear skirts because of the wonderful swishy feeling

shoutout to the autistics that grow their hair long because its a wonderful stim toy and also a protective curtain from the world

shoutout to the autistics with makeup and fashion as a special interest 

shoutout to autistics who have their identities invalidated because of their love of traditionally feminine things 

or who have their identities further pathologized and their selves taken less seriously because of their love of traditionally feminine things

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Anonymous asked:

do you know of any jewish-exclusive gender identities?

There was some discussion earlier about certain non-binary gender terms discussed in the Talmud and other Jewish texts, like saris and timtum. Does anyone have the link to that post handy?

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The midrash, in Bereshit Rabah, posits that Adam, the first human being, was actually an androgynos. While in the Babylonian Talmud (Yevamot 64a-64b) the radical claim is made that Abraham and Sarah were tumtumim, gender non-conforming people. According to our tradition the first human being and the first Jews were gender outlaws. 

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Black Women of Trans Experience

it bothers me that these photos are floating around without any information about these women (and i’m personally not immediately familiar with all of them) so i did a lil research

Angelica Ross- CEO of Transtech Social Enterprises

Amiyah Scott- model

Juliana Huxtable- artist, model, activist

KUKOMO- activist and founder of KUKOMOMEDIA

Janet Mock- writer and activist

Ines-Loan Rau- model

Connie Flemming- actress and model

Leyna Ramous- model

Ashley Love- media critic and activist

isis king- model and fashion designer

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hey so weather.com has opted to play a kind of jarring prank on its viewers. weather.com has listed the wednesday that is actually april 1st as may 1st. the rest of the week is labeled as may too. this kind of prank can cause all sorts of unpleasant psychological side effects for many people. please reblog this and spread the word so no damage is done. 

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