Plant people! What is this?!

I found it at the garden shop in a neglected corner. The employees didn’t recognize it and can’t tell me what it is. The only thing written on it is “SALE” but no price is listed.

That’s some type of Kalanchoe, but I’ve never seen pipe-shaped fruiting bodies on a Kalanchoe before. 

Well, it’s mine now. How could I not buy the freaky mystery plant?

Anyone have any care tips for Morticia…? I’d like to keep her alive and get her healthy again. If she develops a taste for human blood, well, I’ll just sneak into a neo-nazi rally and let her gorge herself.

@gallusrostromegalus

Via Idol No More on fb: 

Via Idol No More on fb: 

i would like to take the opportunity to share my experience about one out of my five hospitalizations in mental hospital.

many people are uninformed about abuse that occurs in completely too many mental hospitals. i was subjected to such abuse in November in Zucker Hillside hospital which is the psych part of North Shore LIJ. i was in Zucker Hillside for two weeks. i was fortunate to have an amazing doctor and therapist during my stay there. but unfortunately, the regular doctors and therapist dont work on the weekends and someone fills in for them. during one of my weekend in this hospital i was completely over medicated. i would ask for cream because i was itchy and they’d give me a benadryl. i would ask for a coping kit because i was anxious and they’d give me adivan. they handed out prns and medication like it was candy. they over medicated me to the point where i was violently acting out, cursing at staff, and felt that life wasn’t real. the first incident that occurred was that i had began to bang my head against the wall until it bled. they took me to the “quiet room” (basically where people would get injections without other patients having to see) and held my arms back. i had cuts on my wrist that were opening up because of their force. the nurse offered me more medication and i refused because i knew i was over medicated. they called the team on me and injected me with something (to this day i dont know). they told me that since i was misbehaving my dad wasnt allowed to visit me. when my dad came i was completely shocked because the staff had lied to me. the next day, i hadnt self harmed or threatened to hurt myself. i was just in the quiet room talking deep breaths and they called the team on my and injected me with something (again i dont know). they hadnt even given me the opportunity to calm myself down. the other times that i was in the quiet room someone was sitting in front of the door and wasnt watching me at all like they were supposed to. i began banging my head and they just sat there quietly and let me do it. and the scariest part is that i rarely remember anything from this weekend of abuse. bits and pieces will come back to me when something triggers my memory but this is mostly from what my chart, other patients, and family tells me. the only kind of support i felt was from my therapist, doctor, and other patients. this hospital would do everything to make me feel horrible about myself and humiliate me. when you would selfharm they would take away all your belongings and make you wear hospital gowns. they told me that the reason why i was selfharming was because i wanted to fit in with the other patients. please dont be scared to get help but try your best to be observant about how staff is treating you and other patients and tell someone you’re comfortable with if you see abuse. i just wanted to share my story because i have stayed quiet for too long and things need to change. ((like this if you read it. i dont want to have posted this for nothing))

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!

what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

So that’s the way you finish a Barbie post.

Introduce a sick new fandom.

This is why I love Tumblr.

"how to cake decorate - with the blood of your enemies!!!"

the appropriate response to sexual harassment

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.

Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto