currrently obsessed with how things in star wars have fallen out like
the force, deciding who to assign children to like the sorting hat in harry potter: ah yes, here we have...din djarin...hmmm...traumatized and from a cult, but absolutely clueless lovable himbo with a heart of gold? you get the sweetest uber-powerful infant beloved the galaxy over, have fun...ohh, a whole group of clueless but well-meaning dads on the run? y'all need a spunky daughter!! here you go!! xx ohhh, hmmm...anakin skywalker....the chosen one...so much jedi angst and emotional issues, but what he needs is a teenage daughter to mentor and bring out the best in, and she's gonna be able to fight anybody, fix any ship, they're gonna be the coolest...and now...
the force, at the same time fending off maul and sidious who would kidnap a force sensitive child off the streets faster than you can blink: hmm...yeah...you just gave away a child to the emperor......you're really not cut out for this.....
thrawn, who unfortunately still internally suffers from some lady catherine de bourgh syndrome and believes that if i had ever ____, i should have been a great proficient: thank you, i am fully convinced that it is within my capabilities to be an excellent parent, but i suffer from a condition called i don't want to.
the force: oh, really? ALRIGTH THAT'S IT!!!! ONE REBELLIOUS NEAR-ADULT TEENAGER COMING YOUR WAY TO TRASH YOUR FANCY CAREER!!!! WITH A WHOLE HERD OF MAGIC ANIMALS!!!!!!! IT'S NOT OPTIONAL!!!!!!!!
