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currently speed-reading the comics so i really cover everything and it doesn’t matter the format, this is always funny.

I’m just gonna leave this here

i know it’s not real and i know i made it but this makes me so happy its stupid

Apparently some people in OMGCP fandom don’t know it’s called Zimbits because of the Timbit???

They’re doughnut holes.  You get them from Tim Horton’s, which is a coffee shop founded by a professional hockey player who wrapped up people who tried to fight him in an enormous bear hug. Timmy’s is super iconic and widespread in Canada.  (It’s not actually high-class high-quality coffee and food; it’s humble and decent, but more importantly, 100% consistent.  Timmy’s is a beacon of reliability that shines out onto the darkness of endless highways when your only other option is greasy gas-station coffee that may or may not be green.  Timmy’s is so inoffensive basically anybody can find something they like there.)

When you order a box of Timbits (they come in boxes of 10, 20, and 40/50) they come “mixed” by default, meaning the employee who makes up your box picks one Timbit out of every rack (depending on the store there may be 5-10 kinds of Timbits).  There is a great deal of Canadian discourse about the fact that then any mixed box contains less than 20% of anyone’s favourite type of Timbit, and CLEARLY chocolate glazed are the best (”NO THEY AREN’T” “JELLY CENTRED” “COCONUT”) and you’re a monster if you DO eat the last chocolate Timbit, but also a monster if you DON’T.

I lack high moral fibre because when I buy Timbits I order my box “half chocolate glazed, half mixed” and then just eat enough chocolate Timbits that by the time I’ve arrived at my destination, the ratio looks correct to the people who thank me for being so wonderful and generous.

ALSO Timbits is the name for the company’s charitable minor sports initiative for kids ages 4-9.  Eg: “Aw, lookit all those little Timbits playing on the rink.”

This thread omg

centaurs would work if you replace the horse body with a giraffe, because it’d suit the anatomy of a centaur to live of fruits and leafs up in very tall trees.

Also they’d look hilarious when they have to drink water.

i was gonna be like i Need this and then i realized wait… i can draw…

Bro your art is amazing and I love these centaurs!

YESSSSS!!!!!!

I want to thank this person for not using fondant.

*silently screams*

fun fact: procrastination happens to animals too. it’s a naturall thing. animal equivalents for scrolling tumblr include:  - hamsters starting to wash their faces in inaproppriate situations  - hyenas stopping everything and starting to dig holes in the ground.  - seagulls starting to ruffle their feathers instead of doing important things this happens for two reasons:  1) an animal is in the situation where none of the standard scenarious it has are fitting, so it does the next best thing  (example: hamsters were put in a vibrating bowl, they couldn’t run or attack, so in about a minute they stopped everything and started washing their faces.) 2) an animal has two conflicting instincts fighting for dominance, so the third one, usualy suppressed by them, kicks in. (example: when two hyenas meet at the border of their territories, they have an instinct to protect their own territory conflict with an instinct not to cross someone else’s. they don’t know if they need to attack or leave, so both start digging holes in the ground. example: a seagull sitting on the nest needs to protect her children, but also has to go get some food. instead a seagull settles for ruffling her feathers for two hours.) with humans it’s usually the second reason. (example: I’m tired and I want to go to sleep, but I should write an essay for tomorrow. both these things are important, so I’m procrastinating them by writing this post.) nature is beautiful. I’m gonna go to sleep now.

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Psst how about a shout out to trans people who are asexual because of dysphoria?

Shout out to trans people who can’t even imagine themselves in a sexual scenario because they’re so disgusted by their bodies. Shout out to trans people who WANT to be sexual but can’t, can’t even bring themselves to feel sexual attraction, because sex itself feels like it won’t ever be possible. Shout out to trans people whose dysphoria is triggered by even the thought of sex.

Your labels, identities, and feelings are valid.

I need to stop doing this with my work references..  = “=

Damage Control is a fictional construction company appearing in Marvel Comics, which specializes in repairing the property damage caused by conflicts between superheroes and supervillains. 

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I may be mixing up comics and cartoon canon but I’m 90% sure Damage Control was run by Nick Fury’s brother, too.

I would read the hell out of this.

Okay, Damage Control is one of my FAVORITE THINGS.

Why?

Because it involves this:

It’s an entire comic where the accounting department figures out that Doom, Super Villian, Despot, and Head of the Reed Richards Must Die club, has not actually been paying his bills.

And they send that dapper, charming individual in the suit there to COLLECT ON AN OVERDUE BILL.

There’s also a wonderful subplot about one of the account executives attempting to work through the loopholes of the Fantastic Four’s insurance documentation (the policy only covered the ORIGINAL members, not damage done by new members).

If you ever read a comic and thought “God, I feel bad for whoever has to clean that up,” you need to read Damage Control.

This. This is what I thought Agents of SHIELD would be about. Motherfucking badass bureaucrats.

When Doom pays that bill, he writes a check.

The accountant then asks Doom for ID.

i wanna read this