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Anonymous asked:
Maybe Vader and Ani dismantle the Empire simply by blowing the budget on making the best podracer ever. Can’t run an Empire if all ur credits went to buying the best engine on Tatooine 😂
Hi my name is Sith Lord Dark’ness Darth Vader and I have a long ebony black cloak (that’s how I got my name) with a black helmet and red buttons that reach my mid chest and icy yellow eyes like limpid pools and a lot of people tell me I look like Anakin Skywalker (A/N thrawn get da hell out of here!).
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When your friends have little legs and can't keep up with you.
Bonus :
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Everyone talking about how Ahsoka beat that Inquisitor in one move:
Let’s not forget the Inquisitors answer directly to Vader. Which means there’s a likelihood they were trained, in some way, by Vader (or rather Grand Quizzy was and passed that down to the others).
And who was the first person trained by Vader? Who was the first person taught to defend themselves by Vader?
She wasn’t just shown how to survive the Clones. She was shown how to survive all of it because the person who showed her is the one causing it.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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I'm excited for when the Ashoka Show drops for many resones but one of the funnier ones is the pure chaos. So the fans of Star Wars who only watch the live action stuff are gonna see Ezra and Thrawn then go look for a content on them... and they are going to be VERY confused.
"Who the hell is Eli Vanto and why do we ship him with Thrawn?"
"ASHOKA DIED????"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THRAWN KNEW VADER WAS ANAKIN"
"EZRA CAN TIME TRAVEL???!?!"
Like they'll be so confused! It'll be great! Then we are gonna get more Rebels content and life will be great.
#neko reblogs#text#if you can think of more please add#ezra bridger#star wars rebels#star wars#anakin skywalker#luke skywalker#the manadalorian#the mandalorian#star wars andor#obi wan kenobi#kenobi show#darth vader#eli vanto#thrawn trilogy#grand admiral thrawn#leia skywalker#ezra and thrawn#ashoka tano#ahsoka tano#The Ashoka Show#a-random-pillow
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Everyone! Come here and get your free tears!
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The things they actually let happened in Kenobi
- A ten-year-old girl sassing Obi-wan's ass off and nearly giving him a mental breakdown after meeting for 5 minutes
- Some bitchy jedi refusing to talk to his apprentice for a decade
- Obi-wan burying his and Anakin's "lives" together in a coffin for a decade in the middle of the desert on Anakin's home planet
- Obi-wan hallucinating his ex-now-enemy
- Obi-wan and Anakin having a force bond that's strong enough to reconnect at a single thought after a decade across the entire kriffing galaxy
- The third sister doing impressive yet absolutely unnecessary complicated acrobatics on her way to hunt Obi-wan
- A Child's body in ember
- The Empire having a torture device (that looks suspiciously like a bdsm machine) in the middle of a huge room with several linked corridors
- The Empire putting windows along a corridor under the ocean
- A critical Empire building without any kind of air defense
- Bail Organa spelling out the location of Vader's son's hiding place over an unsecured comm
- A ten-year-old and a man in his forties believing they were taking care of the other
- Everyone believing someone with magnets is a real jedi because jedis are so mysterious no one has any idea about their oisk
- Obi-wan trying to negotiate with a Jawa
- Darth Vader abandoning what's possibly the center hope of future rebellion over a single jedi and refusing to listen to advice
- Duels that supply my mental breakdown material for 5 years
- Vaderkin regretting the instant he started dragging Obi-wan over a fire for just a little bit after 10 years of immense hatred toward him
- Also Vaderkin joining the Obi-wan Obsession Group and kept chasing his ass once he knew where Obi-wan was
- Two men fighting each other by throwing rocks, which ends up with one of them crying and the other immediately freaking out
- Vaderkin not saying "I have the highgroud" back
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It's Anakin, what were you expecting...?
Or, the Anakin & Padmé Meme, a tragedy(?) in four parts.
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#neko reblogs#text#Star Wars#YukiPri art#Anakin Skywalker#Luke Skywalker#Darth Vader#Padmé Amidala#Anakin and Padme meme#star wars meme#Obi-Wan Kenobi#Ahsoka Tano#Darth Sidious#Captain Rex#Commander Cody#longpost#long post#HURLS THIS OUT and hope people find it funny...#I spent so long on this SO LONG sobs I almost quit like 10 times please I hope it was worth it#This is probably the closest I've ever come to doing a screenshot redraw#Yes Anakin is supposed to look increasingly maniacal/homicidal#I am immensely proud of Rex's Praying to Any Power That Will Listen face#yes Cody is the only one whose expression doesn't change#bc he never had any expectations for Anakin in the first place so he can't be let down#After much debate decided that the last image is funnier textless#praying that enough people get the context enough#yukipri
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anointedinink-deactivated202410
vader, your anakin is showing…
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Thinking about the unkillable child in Lego Skywalker Saga
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Thrawn Alliances is first and foremost a comedy
ALSO!!! i made a sketch blog where i’ll be posting tons of comics, animatics, and general fanart because i make a lot of work that’s unfinished and i feel like a lot of people would be interested in it
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A little sketch I made while reading Thrawn: Alliances
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melancholydane
“YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY”
mpopely
But dad all my my friends are on Tatooine. Oops forget I said that
“No more of your sass or I’ll have to think of an even worse punishment”
“Pfffftttt worse than being grounded with your creepy clone soldiers everywhere?
Like what?”
(One destruction of a home world later)
“….
JESUS CHRIST DAD”
“I feel I may have overreacted”
“I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler”
“Why don’t we ask mom what she thinks
OH WAIT”
“THAT WAS A LOW BLOW
THAT’S IT GO TO YOUR ROOM”
“MY ROOM WAS ON ALDERAN”
joyseeker56
“Little Leia! We need to talk about this rebellious phase of yours!”
“IT IS NOT A PHASE, DAD! IT’S WHO I AM!”
poeedamerons
I would read a 100k crack fanfic about this any day