If Godzilla had all three boys at the same time...
*Minilla raiding the fridge*
Godzilla: "BOY! What did I say about snacking before dinner?!"
*Baby runs by with shoes on his head* Godzilla: "Son, put that down!"
Junior: "Father, may I go visit Miss Miki?"
Godzilla: "No! Boy, what'd I tell you about hangin' out with humans too much?! It'll make ya soft!"
Junior: "But-"
Godzilla: "No butts! Now get back to your fight trainin'!"
Junior: "But...Father, I-."
Godzilla: "MINILLA! WHA'D I SAY??! PUT THE FUDGE BARS BACK!"
*Minilla runs off with a fudge bar in his mouth*
Baby: *holds up his arms* "DA-?!!"
Godzilla: *sighs*..."Where's Mothra when I really need her?"
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